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Honey, it had a happy ending.
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What happens at sad movies?
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Oh, I cry happy, sad.
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Britain crowns
Elizabeth in sight of her son, Charles,
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who someday will be King.
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Elizabeth, Queen of England!
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What can he find to talk about
for an hour and a half?
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Ma...
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What are you doing the rest of your life?
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North and south
and east and west of your life?
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I have only one request of your life
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That you spend it all with me
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All the seasons and the times of your days
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All the nickels and the dimes of your days
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Let the reasons and the rhymes of your days
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All begin and end with me
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I want to see your face in every kind of light
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In fields of dawn and forests of the night
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And when you stand before
the candles on a cake
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Oh, let me be the one
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To hear the silent wish you make
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Those tomorrows waiting deep in your eyes
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In the world of love you keep in your eyes
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I'll awaken what's asleep in your eyes
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It may take a kiss or two
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Through all of my life
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Summer, winter, spring and fall of my life
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All I ever will recall of my life
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Is all of my life with you
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- ...every word.
- What did I say?
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That you love me.
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All this time, that's all you heard?
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You love me.
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Tell, my boy, what's your racket?
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Profession.
I'm a tax consultant.
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I help clients keep some of their money.
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Sounds crooked.
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You think a lawyer
would do anything illegal?
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You would, and have with me.
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We're totally and gorgeously immoral.
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Then why don't I feel guilty?
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Because people in love are crazy.
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Well, at least crazy people
can't be held responsible.
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Well, for safety's sake,
we ought to be put in an institution...
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Marriage.
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Life imprisonment?
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For what we...
Just for what we've been doing?
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Oh, don't you want to live
happily ever after?
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The morning
headlines as of January 22, 1969.
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Washington: On his first
working day in the White House,
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President Nixon said he would use a
small hideaway for brain work.
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London: Plans were announced
for Prince Charles
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to be invested as Prince of Wales.
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Sixteen years ago, he watched his
mother crowned Queen of England.
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Weather in downtown Denver, 37 degrees.
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In a moment, your daily health program.
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Morning!
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How do you feel?
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Start my eggs for me, will you, darling?
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Hey!
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I love you.
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Come to where
the flavor is, famous Marlboro Red,
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or new Marlboro 100's, "The Longhorns."
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Come to Marlboro Country.
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Good morning, ladies. 7:30,
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and time for our trip to
God's Fountain of Youth.
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You know, it's a beautiful day
because we're alive,
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so let's count our blessings.
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Ready to face the day?
Good.
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Remember love is beauty.
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Love is eternal.
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Love is organic.
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If your insides are right,
your outsides can't be wrong.
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First thing we're gonna do,
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is fill our lungs with clean, fresh air.
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Now, lady, you can't do it
sitting in the chair smoking.
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Now, fill up your lungs.
Inhale as much as you can.
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Inhale.
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Hold it, more, hold it, hold it, hold it,
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hold it, hold it, hold it.
Let it out.
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Fine. Now, let's go. 20 times.
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All right, fill up those lungs. Inhale.
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Hold it, hold it, hold it,
hold it, that's it, hold it. Let it out.
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Once again. Inhale.
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Hold it, hold it, hold it,
hold it, that's it, hold it.
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Let it out.
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I'll get it, Mom!
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...you feel better all ready, don't you?
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Once again, inhale through the nose.
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Hello?
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Hold it, hold it, hold it,
hold it, hold it, hold it, hold it. Let it out.
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How'd you sleep last night?
Did you need a sleeping pill?
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You all tensed up?
You headachy?
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Old? Tired? Nervous?
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One thing...
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Really? Where? When?
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I can't make it.
Not tonight.
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Well, there's this party.
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My parents' umpteenth
wedding anniversary.
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I don't know,
it's got to be at least their 16th, unless...
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I don't think they had
the pill in those prehistoric days.
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Morning, Daddy.
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How's my girl?
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Don't forget about tonight.
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Mmm-hmm. I'm listening.
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Suz?
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Anyway, I got to be here tonight,
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'cause at last year's party...
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Oh, brother...
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You think you've got problems.
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I can't talk about it.
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Yeah.
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It's pretty tough raising parents nowadays.
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Listen, I got to go.
My ride's here.
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Bye!
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Your horoscope says for you
to stay away from problems
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during the a.m. and be happy in the evening.
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Does it say how?
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Don't those pills get you all hopped up?
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Hopped up. Calmed down.
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I'm late.
I've got Harry Bricker today.
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Makes you slender, young,
satisfied and dreary-dull.
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Hey! What about...
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What about if we forget the party?
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Why don't we sneak away,
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find a sleazy motel,
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act suspicious,
give false names and do it in sin?
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It's not a sin if you're married.
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If we didn't come to our own party,
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everybody'd think there
was something wrong.
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And there's nothing wrong, not anymore.
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Tonight, we'll show them
why an anniversary is called "happy."
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At midnight, we'll toast it with champagne.
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One glass to a customer.
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It's important for Marge, too, you know.
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Oh, if you get to feeling,
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you know,
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call me.
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And stay busy.
Have lunch out.
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See a movie or your mother or something.
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And think only beautiful thoughts.
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Oh, Agnes.
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- Morning, Mr. Wilson.
- Good morning.
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That cake will be delivered about 5:00.
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I want you to make the fruit punch.
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What do you want it spiked with?
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Fruit.
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- With that crowd?
- Agnes.
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Fruit.
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Mrs. Wilson seems kind of edgy,
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so if she gets depressed, phone me.
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And if she leaves the house...
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Likewise.
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She's got a little something
stashed in the bedroom,
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not that she'd use it.
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Oh, she hasn't.
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But, if she locks herself in the bedroom.
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Trouble.
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So, keep an eye on her.
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The FBI never sleeps.
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Ms. Wilson?
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It's me, Agnes.
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Are you all right, Ms. Wilson?
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Fine. I just popped some heroin
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and taken the gas pipe. You?
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I could use a double vodka.
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Help yourself.
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Pretty, ain't it?
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Like one of them fireboxes.
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"Break glass only in case of emergency."
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We got us a four-alarm panic?
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Nope.
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How 'bout a double Miltown instead?
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Comin' up.
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Happy days.
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Got my secret orders from the chief.
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You can't even go pee-pee alone,
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without I have to quick phone him.
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You takin' me down to Headquarters?
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I'm gonna give you a break, sister.
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Take it on the lam.
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Disappear yourself down
to the beauty parlor,
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and let them fairy godmothers
wave their magic wand.
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Let 'em pamper your top
and massage your bottom,
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'cause tonight, baby,
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you're queen of the ball.
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Oh, I don't deserve you.
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Oh, honey, all us girls over 35
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got the same trouble.
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Bricker Advertising. Mr. Bricker?
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Thank you,
I'll see if he's in.
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Just a moment, please.
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$15,000 contribution
to the church? Every year?
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That's quite a bite.
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All right, you own a part
interest in the laundry.
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You invested $6,000.
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According to your books, it's worth $18,000.
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Now, why don't you donate
that interest to a church?
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It's tax deductible to you
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and gives them a yearly income.
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A church?
In the laundry business?
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What a slogan.
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"Let the Church clean your dirty linen."
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Oh, I like that. Terrific!
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Bricker Advertising.
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- Mrs. Bricker?
- Yes.
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I'll tell Mr. Bricker you're waiting.
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Ms. Bruce.
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Girls, he'll be with you in a moment.
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"What makes a woman?"
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- Mr. Wilson, phone.
- I like that.
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Extension four.
It's your home.
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Something about the FBI.
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Mrs. Bricker insists on seeing you.
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I saw her this morning.
I'll have to see her again tonight.
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I'm busy.
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Agnes? Where did she go?
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Bricker
Advertising. Thank you. Just a moment.
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Do you have that number there?
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Hi.
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Helen! Uh...
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Long time no see.
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Yeah.
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Hmm. Smells like, uh...
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Wild and shameful.
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Atta girl. Always use
your husband's product.
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It's the only thing about him that stands up.
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Mrs. Bricker, I'm sorry, but he...
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I know, he's busy.
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You busy, too?
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Most married men would
rather switch than fight.
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Happy anniversary, darling.
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Is Mrs. Wilson there, please?
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Sorry.
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Mrs. Wilson. Mr. Wilson.
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Hi. How'd you find me?
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He's a mind reader.
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God forbid.
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Hey, did I tell you today that I love you?
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My husband loves me.
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We all have our cross to bear, sweetie.
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That's right, ma'am,
no passport is required or visa.
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Excursion fare, roundtrip, Denver-New York,
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New York-Nassau is $257.
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Well, how much one way?
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Ah... $176.
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Credit card or cash?
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I'll be back.
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- Hi, Mother.
- Hello, darling.
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Did you bring it?
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I don't think I've been here since
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when your father was still with us,
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on our honeymoon.
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I don't believe I ever saw the lobby.
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Well...
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I like your hairdo.
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- Michael?
- Can I have the money, please?
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I've got something for you on approval.
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- Mama.
- For your anniversary.
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I haven't got time.
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I want you to see it before Fred...
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You told him.
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Oh, Mama.
264
00:21:12,103 --> 00:21:14,188
I really need that $200.
265
00:21:15,106 --> 00:21:16,273
You could...
266
00:21:17,400 --> 00:21:18,817
Would you write a check?
267
00:21:21,237 --> 00:21:23,113
Please, Mama.
268
00:21:23,198 --> 00:21:24,865
I'm sorry.
269
00:21:26,326 --> 00:21:28,535
Mary, I'm sorry. Fred...
270
00:21:34,042 --> 00:21:35,709
He said you'd ask for money.
271
00:21:35,794 --> 00:21:38,670
Maybe, if you told him
why you need the money.
272
00:21:40,048 --> 00:21:41,632
Can you tell me?
273
00:21:42,801 --> 00:21:44,468
Would it make any difference?
274
00:21:47,347 --> 00:21:49,348
Then what's the difference?
275
00:22:25,218 --> 00:22:26,510
Nice merchandise.
276
00:22:26,594 --> 00:22:28,095
Thank you.
277
00:22:28,179 --> 00:22:29,763
$180?
278
00:22:30,098 --> 00:22:33,809
Oh, uh... let me see.
279
00:22:33,893 --> 00:22:36,353
Please, lady, yes or no.
No aggravation.
280
00:22:36,437 --> 00:22:37,855
Uh, wait a minute.
281
00:22:39,232 --> 00:22:41,650
Lady, no wedding rings, please.
282
00:22:43,319 --> 00:22:45,863
Who wants to buy
someone else's heartache?
283
00:22:45,947 --> 00:22:47,239
- Okay?
- Mmm-hmm.
284
00:23:03,464 --> 00:23:05,465
Hello? Hello?
285
00:23:09,554 --> 00:23:10,971
Hello?
286
00:23:11,598 --> 00:23:13,015
No, not yet.
287
00:23:14,309 --> 00:23:15,851
Hold it, Mr. Wilson.
288
00:23:16,769 --> 00:23:17,769
Hello?
289
00:23:18,313 --> 00:23:19,396
You alone?
290
00:23:19,480 --> 00:23:21,315
The chief's calling on the hotline.
291
00:23:23,985 --> 00:23:26,111
Go ahead, I got him short circuited.
292
00:23:27,572 --> 00:23:29,489
Got you. Got you.
293
00:23:31,492 --> 00:23:32,618
Hello.
294
00:23:32,702 --> 00:23:34,578
Was that Mrs. Wilson calling?
295
00:23:34,662 --> 00:23:36,246
Where was she calling from?
296
00:23:36,331 --> 00:23:37,706
A phone.
297
00:23:37,790 --> 00:23:39,458
Funny. Very funny.
298
00:23:39,542 --> 00:23:40,918
Now, damn it, Agnes!
299
00:23:41,002 --> 00:23:43,712
I told you this morning
what I wanted you to do. Do you hear me?
300
00:23:43,796 --> 00:23:45,255
Yes. Yes, sir.
301
00:23:45,340 --> 00:23:48,091
I heard you, sir.
You're coming in loud and clear.
302
00:23:49,177 --> 00:23:51,261
Roger. 10-4. Over and out.
303
00:23:56,434 --> 00:23:58,560
Oh, Alice,
304
00:23:58,645 --> 00:24:00,896
try the Red Ram for me will you, please?
305
00:24:07,236 --> 00:24:08,821
What's happened to you?
306
00:24:08,905 --> 00:24:11,531
I just think you're the most human being.
307
00:24:20,166 --> 00:24:21,583
Red Ram.
308
00:24:22,085 --> 00:24:23,168
This is Charlie.
309
00:24:23,252 --> 00:24:26,129
We are talking about your wife, your wife.
310
00:24:26,214 --> 00:24:27,923
Hold it, Mr. Wilson.
311
00:24:28,007 --> 00:24:29,800
Maybe, it' be
best for both of us
312
00:24:29,884 --> 00:24:33,971
if we called it off
and we stop seeing each other.
313
00:24:34,055 --> 00:24:35,347
No, sir.
314
00:24:35,431 --> 00:24:37,349
She hasn't been here.
Must be
315
00:24:38,226 --> 00:24:39,601
five, six months.
316
00:24:41,229 --> 00:24:43,230
Yes, sir,
I have your number.
317
00:24:45,233 --> 00:24:46,525
- Thanks, Charlie.
- The usual?
318
00:24:46,609 --> 00:24:47,609
Please.
319
00:24:50,697 --> 00:24:52,572
You look fine, Mrs. Wilson, real fine.
320
00:24:52,657 --> 00:24:54,866
You need glasses, Charlie.
321
00:24:56,577 --> 00:24:59,621
Oh, Liz,
I just don't know if I can keep this up.
322
00:25:01,874 --> 00:25:04,501
I just can't seem to leave her.
323
00:25:04,585 --> 00:25:07,170
Paul, you want me to mention it?
324
00:25:07,255 --> 00:25:08,755
The unmentionable?
325
00:25:08,840 --> 00:25:10,632
What do you want me to do, Liz?
326
00:25:11,718 --> 00:25:13,468
He's hooked on them serials.
327
00:25:15,263 --> 00:25:16,763
He needs one.
328
00:25:18,975 --> 00:25:20,392
One's too many,
329
00:25:21,144 --> 00:25:22,561
and a million's not enough.
330
00:25:22,645 --> 00:25:25,272
You do not have to stay with her.
331
00:25:25,356 --> 00:25:27,691
You want to stay with her.
332
00:25:27,775 --> 00:25:28,817
You know, we've been together a year,
333
00:25:28,901 --> 00:25:30,193
I haven't been out with anyone else.
334
00:25:30,278 --> 00:25:32,571
I don't see anybody.
I live just for you.
335
00:25:33,614 --> 00:25:35,615
You have at least intimated
336
00:25:35,700 --> 00:25:37,534
that you wanted to get married.
337
00:25:37,618 --> 00:25:38,952
That you were going to leave your wife.
338
00:25:39,037 --> 00:25:41,496
You said you didn't love her,
that she didn't love you.
339
00:25:41,581 --> 00:25:44,332
That you have no reason
for staying with her.
340
00:25:44,417 --> 00:25:46,752
That I was all you wanted
in the whole world.
341
00:25:46,836 --> 00:25:49,171
Just me. Just me.
342
00:25:52,091 --> 00:25:54,218
- Hey, there, Charlie!
- The usual?
343
00:25:54,302 --> 00:25:56,511
Just the blood, skip the Mary.
344
00:25:58,598 --> 00:26:01,141
Charlie, for the gentleman.
345
00:26:05,605 --> 00:26:07,731
What's a matter with it?
346
00:26:07,815 --> 00:26:10,317
I'll find out for myself.
347
00:26:10,401 --> 00:26:13,403
Tune in tomorrow
for the next episode of
348
00:26:13,488 --> 00:26:14,488
The Big Little City.
349
00:26:14,572 --> 00:26:17,408
Makeup, perfume, lace nighties,
350
00:26:17,492 --> 00:26:21,578
shoes, pills for everything
and whatever you're looking for,
351
00:26:22,663 --> 00:26:24,414
I hope you find it.
352
00:26:28,336 --> 00:26:29,878
We'll go over it tonight at the party.
353
00:26:29,962 --> 00:26:34,216
Oh, and Burt,
this time no cracks about marriage, okay?
354
00:26:34,300 --> 00:26:35,509
One moment, please.
355
00:26:36,094 --> 00:26:37,677
Okay. Bye.
356
00:26:39,180 --> 00:26:40,597
Oh, boy.
357
00:26:40,681 --> 00:26:42,974
I wish I could afford to insult that creep.
358
00:26:43,684 --> 00:26:46,353
Mr. Wilson, the Health Club on 2.
359
00:26:48,856 --> 00:26:51,191
Hello. Would you page her, please?
360
00:26:51,734 --> 00:26:53,401
Just a moment, please.
361
00:26:56,781 --> 00:26:58,532
Paging Mary Wilson.
362
00:26:58,616 --> 00:27:00,117
Phone, Mrs. Wilson.
363
00:27:01,160 --> 00:27:02,869
Paging Mary Wilson.
364
00:27:06,541 --> 00:27:08,667
Hi, honey.
How'd it turn out?
365
00:27:10,670 --> 00:27:12,462
Aren't they gorgeous?
366
00:27:12,547 --> 00:27:13,713
Silicone.
367
00:27:14,549 --> 00:27:16,716
No lumps, no scars,
368
00:27:17,593 --> 00:27:20,179
thirty-nine dreamy inches.
369
00:27:20,263 --> 00:27:21,555
Do you think it's dishonest?
370
00:27:21,639 --> 00:27:23,098
Hell, no.
371
00:27:23,182 --> 00:27:25,976
Oh, God, I can't wait to try them out!
372
00:27:26,811 --> 00:27:27,936
It is dishonest.
373
00:27:28,020 --> 00:27:30,147
No more than make-up, false eyelashes,
374
00:27:30,231 --> 00:27:34,276
wigs, padded bras
or a hundred other things.
375
00:27:35,444 --> 00:27:37,779
Who cares if it helps her get a man
376
00:27:37,864 --> 00:27:39,906
or keep the man she's got?
377
00:27:40,825 --> 00:27:43,076
Fred Wilson. Poor guy.
378
00:27:44,412 --> 00:27:46,371
Mary hasn't been here,
379
00:27:47,290 --> 00:27:48,790
anywhere, since...
380
00:27:49,417 --> 00:27:53,628
Since what?
381
00:27:53,713 --> 00:27:55,380
Since Fred took away her credit cards,
382
00:27:55,464 --> 00:27:56,965
checking account, the works.
383
00:27:57,049 --> 00:27:58,717
My God! Why?
384
00:27:59,468 --> 00:28:01,136
I hope it isn't serious.
385
00:28:01,220 --> 00:28:02,929
The hell you don't.
386
00:28:04,724 --> 00:28:06,058
You bitch!
387
00:28:06,142 --> 00:28:07,184
What's the matter with her?
388
00:28:07,268 --> 00:28:09,519
We all got the same problem, kid.
389
00:28:09,604 --> 00:28:11,229
I got no problem.
390
00:28:12,190 --> 00:28:13,815
Then, what are you doin' here?
391
00:28:14,775 --> 00:28:18,403
Look at us, zombies killing time
392
00:28:18,487 --> 00:28:21,698
till we can go home and kill more time!
393
00:28:21,782 --> 00:28:22,908
All I said was...
394
00:28:22,992 --> 00:28:24,618
Oh, shut up and play!
395
00:28:36,756 --> 00:28:38,090
Ladies and gentlemen,
396
00:28:38,174 --> 00:28:41,051
the captain has turned off
the Fasten Seat Belt sign.
397
00:28:41,135 --> 00:28:44,179
And you are free to move about
the cabin as you wish.
398
00:28:44,263 --> 00:28:46,348
In a few moments,
the stewardesses with be serving you
399
00:28:46,432 --> 00:28:48,808
soft beverages and cocktails.
400
00:28:59,237 --> 00:29:01,196
Magic mirror on the wall,
401
00:29:01,656 --> 00:29:03,990
who is the fairest one of all?
402
00:29:04,450 --> 00:29:06,117
And the mirror replied,
403
00:29:07,828 --> 00:29:10,622
"Oh, Queen, thou hast a beauty rare,
404
00:29:10,706 --> 00:29:15,001
"but Snow White,
the prince's bride, is still more fair."
405
00:29:15,086 --> 00:29:18,630
The queen hit the mirror
and it broke into a million pieces.
406
00:29:18,714 --> 00:29:21,591
And the wicked stepmother
dropped down dead.
407
00:29:21,676 --> 00:29:22,676
Right!
408
00:29:22,760 --> 00:29:24,803
And Snow White and her prince
lived happily ever after.
409
00:29:24,887 --> 00:29:27,347
- And that's good night.
- I want a drink of water.
410
00:29:28,307 --> 00:29:30,183
- Good night, lover.
- Good night, Daddy.
411
00:29:31,727 --> 00:29:34,354
Mommy, what happens
when you get married?
412
00:29:34,438 --> 00:29:37,482
Plenty.
Now, good night.
413
00:29:38,150 --> 00:29:40,610
Why do all the stories end after married?
414
00:29:41,237 --> 00:29:44,323
Like Snow White, Cinderella
and Sleeping Beauty?
415
00:29:44,407 --> 00:29:46,950
They all get married and that's the end.
416
00:29:47,034 --> 00:29:49,911
No, they live happily ever after.
417
00:29:49,996 --> 00:29:51,288
And that's the end.
418
00:29:53,332 --> 00:29:55,750
When people love each other
very, very much,
419
00:29:55,835 --> 00:29:57,127
there is no end.
420
00:29:57,211 --> 00:29:58,670
But, Mommy...
421
00:30:00,506 --> 00:30:01,715
Good night.
422
00:30:01,799 --> 00:30:03,258
Cocktail?
423
00:30:03,342 --> 00:30:05,385
- Cocktail?
- Um...
424
00:30:05,970 --> 00:30:07,846
Is it midnight anywhere?
425
00:30:08,556 --> 00:30:10,140
Must be. Someplace.
426
00:30:10,224 --> 00:30:12,309
I'd say the west coast ofAfrica.
427
00:30:12,393 --> 00:30:13,601
Casablanca.
428
00:30:13,686 --> 00:30:14,936
Probably.
429
00:30:15,896 --> 00:30:19,232
Tomato juice, please.
In a champagne glass.
430
00:30:20,401 --> 00:30:22,068
You've been to Casablanca?
431
00:30:23,696 --> 00:30:25,155
In the movie.
432
00:30:27,742 --> 00:30:28,950
Miss?
433
00:30:29,493 --> 00:30:30,744
Thank you.
434
00:30:38,085 --> 00:30:39,419
Mary...
435
00:30:40,171 --> 00:30:41,838
Is it midnight, yet?
436
00:30:43,966 --> 00:30:46,176
Is everybody happy?
437
00:30:46,260 --> 00:30:47,594
Yes!
438
00:30:52,600 --> 00:30:54,267
- Al!
- Oh, yeah.
439
00:30:54,352 --> 00:30:56,102
You remember? From Cheyenne.
440
00:30:56,187 --> 00:31:00,440
Well, if Jesus
was a Jew, does that make God a Jew, too?
441
00:31:01,984 --> 00:31:03,443
Fantastic!
442
00:31:03,527 --> 00:31:05,779
God, speaking existentially...
443
00:31:05,863 --> 00:31:07,572
Sex after marriage,
what do you think, Mary?
444
00:31:07,656 --> 00:31:10,367
It's something everyone has to go through.
445
00:31:13,162 --> 00:31:15,205
Mary, it's a marvelous party.
Isn't Fred wonderful?
446
00:31:15,289 --> 00:31:16,373
He is.
447
00:31:24,882 --> 00:31:26,883
- Fred, get ready, ready, ready!
- What?
448
00:31:26,967 --> 00:31:28,468
- Oh, ready, ready yeah.
- Lights.
449
00:31:28,552 --> 00:31:30,053
Ready.
450
00:31:31,305 --> 00:31:33,640
Cake. Cake. C-A-K-E!
451
00:31:33,724 --> 00:31:38,437
Should auld acquaintance be forgot
452
00:31:38,521 --> 00:31:41,815
Oh!
Oh, this is wonderful!
453
00:31:42,775 --> 00:31:45,652
Congratulations!
Oh, I'm so proud.
454
00:31:46,654 --> 00:31:50,281
I was saying that marriage
is a kind of fulfilling institution.
455
00:31:50,991 --> 00:31:53,076
I mean, I've known this couple for so long
456
00:31:53,160 --> 00:31:54,744
that it does one's heart so much good.
457
00:31:54,829 --> 00:32:00,083
We'll take a cup of kindness yet
458
00:32:00,167 --> 00:32:05,547
For auld lang syne
459
00:32:08,300 --> 00:32:09,551
Happy anniversary!
460
00:32:09,635 --> 00:32:11,762
To the happy couple.
461
00:32:11,846 --> 00:32:12,971
Where?
462
00:32:15,516 --> 00:32:17,350
Happy anniversary, darling.
463
00:32:19,353 --> 00:32:22,021
Hey, have you
ever considered adultery as a way of life?
464
00:32:22,106 --> 00:32:23,106
Are you still married?
465
00:32:23,190 --> 00:32:24,441
Would it make any difference?
466
00:32:24,525 --> 00:32:25,775
Happy anniversary!
467
00:32:33,534 --> 00:32:36,453
Anyway, this doctor shoots you in the ass
468
00:32:36,537 --> 00:32:39,038
with this gorilla drug, seven days a week
469
00:32:39,123 --> 00:32:40,290
for three months.
470
00:32:40,374 --> 00:32:41,833
Is it expensive?
471
00:32:41,917 --> 00:32:45,337
If it keeps me lookin' 30
and Harry thinkin' dirty, who cares?
472
00:32:47,423 --> 00:32:49,382
If you're a writer,
you've got to meet my wife.
473
00:32:49,467 --> 00:32:51,468
- I'm not a writer.
- Perfect! Helen doesn't read.
474
00:32:51,552 --> 00:32:54,304
You're made for each other.
She'll remind you of the war.
475
00:32:54,388 --> 00:32:55,597
I've never been in the war.
476
00:32:55,681 --> 00:32:58,516
Terrific!
Then you'll enlist.
477
00:32:59,226 --> 00:33:01,102
Class, huh? Class.
478
00:33:01,187 --> 00:33:05,190
Baby, that's one thing
you've got, and that's class!
479
00:33:06,025 --> 00:33:08,318
You ought to know,
you've pinched every acre of it.
480
00:33:08,402 --> 00:33:10,612
Don't go away,
Helen will eat you alive.
481
00:33:11,405 --> 00:33:12,572
Eat you alive.
482
00:33:12,656 --> 00:33:17,869
Just a song at twilight
483
00:33:17,953 --> 00:33:20,497
Well, it's a pleasure, Helen.
484
00:33:20,581 --> 00:33:22,833
- Mary, Fred's wife.
- Sorry.
485
00:33:22,917 --> 00:33:24,459
Was he kidding about his wife?
486
00:33:24,543 --> 00:33:26,294
He was kidding.
487
00:33:26,378 --> 00:33:28,963
I just got into town
and your husband said...
488
00:33:29,048 --> 00:33:30,340
"Drop in any old time."
489
00:33:30,424 --> 00:33:31,716
Yes.
490
00:33:31,800 --> 00:33:33,510
I suppose I ought to know you.
491
00:33:33,594 --> 00:33:35,345
All of Fred's clients are either famous,
492
00:33:35,429 --> 00:33:37,556
infamous, rich, or about to get rich.
493
00:33:37,640 --> 00:33:38,723
Which one are you?
494
00:33:38,807 --> 00:33:40,642
And suppose I'm not a client?
495
00:33:40,726 --> 00:33:44,604
Oh, you wouldn't be here.
Only clients are invited.
496
00:33:44,688 --> 00:33:46,147
Friends aren't deductible.
497
00:33:47,483 --> 00:33:50,944
Fred says,
"It's just as easy to be friendly with a client,
498
00:33:51,028 --> 00:33:53,279
"as with someone you like."
499
00:33:53,364 --> 00:33:54,614
See?
500
00:33:56,534 --> 00:34:03,456
Comes love's old sweet song
501
00:34:06,544 --> 00:34:09,254
You think everything's
a swindle, even marriage.
502
00:34:09,338 --> 00:34:10,755
Especially marriage.
503
00:34:10,839 --> 00:34:13,675
Well, you've been divorced twice,
so you're not a fairjudge.
504
00:34:13,759 --> 00:34:15,051
Neither are you.
505
00:34:15,135 --> 00:34:16,678
You haven't been married even once.
506
00:34:18,138 --> 00:34:19,264
Watch it, Reverend.
507
00:34:19,348 --> 00:34:22,058
They say it's better to burn than to marry.
508
00:34:22,142 --> 00:34:23,768
Well, I believe the saying is,
509
00:34:23,852 --> 00:34:25,687
"It's better to marry than burn."
510
00:34:25,771 --> 00:34:27,480
No married man would say that.
511
00:34:27,565 --> 00:34:29,524
It was said by God.
512
00:34:29,608 --> 00:34:31,276
A bachelor.
513
00:34:31,360 --> 00:34:32,903
He had the goods on me.
514
00:34:32,987 --> 00:34:35,029
No kids, no divorce.
515
00:34:35,948 --> 00:34:38,116
She doesn't even see her own children.
516
00:34:38,200 --> 00:34:41,202
I used to. It was worse
than not seeing them at all.
517
00:34:41,829 --> 00:34:44,706
That's awful.
Isn't that awful?
518
00:34:44,790 --> 00:34:45,916
Awful.
519
00:34:46,000 --> 00:34:47,500
Also a relief.
520
00:34:51,630 --> 00:34:53,673
That's okay.
She's not my wife.
521
00:34:53,757 --> 00:34:56,384
Aspirin, Bufferin, Anacin,
522
00:34:56,468 --> 00:34:58,011
Empirin, Excedrin,
523
00:34:59,179 --> 00:35:00,847
Codeine!
524
00:35:09,064 --> 00:35:10,523
Want me to stay awhile?
525
00:35:14,028 --> 00:35:15,653
Miltown.
526
00:35:17,072 --> 00:35:18,281
- Everybody happy?
- Must be.
527
00:35:18,365 --> 00:35:19,782
Everybody's kissin' somebody.
528
00:35:19,867 --> 00:35:22,452
Oh, party kissing is not serious.
529
00:35:22,536 --> 00:35:23,995
Only fatal.
530
00:35:25,205 --> 00:35:29,292
My first husband was a terrific kisser
but he was a terrible lover.
531
00:35:30,544 --> 00:35:32,963
Maybe what a man feels isn't really love.
532
00:35:33,047 --> 00:35:34,714
Oh, shit!
533
00:35:36,216 --> 00:35:39,552
What a man loves most of all
is his damn automobile.
534
00:35:41,722 --> 00:35:43,348
Now, why is that?
535
00:35:44,016 --> 00:35:46,392
He can always trade it in for a new model.
536
00:35:50,397 --> 00:35:51,982
Tell him. Tell him.
537
00:35:52,066 --> 00:35:54,526
Oh, it's a fact.
She can't afford to marry you.
538
00:35:54,610 --> 00:35:56,194
Her alimony would stop.
539
00:35:56,278 --> 00:35:58,613
So, we'll just have to sin and bear it.
540
00:35:58,697 --> 00:36:00,239
Those relatives I support,
541
00:36:00,324 --> 00:36:03,242
can't you find a tax gimmick
to get 'em off my back?
542
00:36:03,327 --> 00:36:04,661
To be honest, no!
543
00:36:04,745 --> 00:36:06,788
I didn't ask you to be honest.
544
00:36:06,872 --> 00:36:08,831
I want you to save me money.
545
00:36:11,460 --> 00:36:12,752
Hey!
546
00:36:13,545 --> 00:36:16,005
Hey, I love you.
547
00:36:16,590 --> 00:36:19,509
Remember now, you promised, no drinking.
548
00:36:20,928 --> 00:36:21,969
Let go.
549
00:36:22,054 --> 00:36:23,680
- You promised.
- Let go!
550
00:36:23,764 --> 00:36:27,225
What's the secret?
The key? The formula?
551
00:36:28,268 --> 00:36:31,187
Don't you have any respect for statistics?
552
00:36:31,271 --> 00:36:33,690
American married people are 32% divorced,
553
00:36:33,774 --> 00:36:35,525
and 68% miserable.
554
00:36:35,609 --> 00:36:37,360
Oh, I know you believe in family, love,
555
00:36:37,444 --> 00:36:38,570
God, chewing gum.
556
00:36:38,654 --> 00:36:42,407
But married 15 years to the same person.
557
00:36:42,491 --> 00:36:45,118
What are ya?
Both cowards or what, huh?
558
00:37:20,320 --> 00:37:23,656
First time I ever saw
anybody go to the bathroom in the dark.
559
00:37:24,158 --> 00:37:26,659
It's the first time
I ever saw anyone drink perfume.
560
00:37:28,245 --> 00:37:31,414
Bottle by Rossoff.
Vodka by Smirnoff.
561
00:37:31,498 --> 00:37:34,083
Keeps you breathless
while it stops the clock.
562
00:37:34,710 --> 00:37:36,795
Let's see now, you're Mrs...
563
00:37:36,879 --> 00:37:39,338
Ex-Mrs.
564
00:37:41,842 --> 00:37:43,635
Are all divorcees gay?
565
00:37:43,719 --> 00:37:46,220
Hmm. That depends on the alimony.
566
00:37:46,305 --> 00:37:47,764
In your case?
567
00:37:47,848 --> 00:37:49,390
Ah, très gay.
568
00:37:50,726 --> 00:37:53,770
Your talented husband handled the divorce.
569
00:37:54,438 --> 00:37:57,148
Now, he handles my assets.
570
00:37:57,816 --> 00:37:58,942
I'll bet he does.
571
00:37:59,026 --> 00:38:01,360
You won't believe this, but he saved my life.
572
00:38:01,445 --> 00:38:02,779
In Reno.
573
00:38:02,863 --> 00:38:05,156
I was getting unhitched,
574
00:38:05,240 --> 00:38:08,493
and my ex was trying to
bitch up the settlement.
575
00:38:08,577 --> 00:38:11,370
I phoned Fred in a panic, absolute panic.
576
00:38:12,706 --> 00:38:16,542
He flew out to Reno that night.
Saved my life, so help me.
577
00:38:18,879 --> 00:38:21,339
Fred's an expert at artificial respiration,
578
00:38:21,924 --> 00:38:23,800
especially mouth-to-mouth.
579
00:38:25,135 --> 00:38:29,889
How much of that stuff does
it take to, um, stop the clock?
580
00:38:31,475 --> 00:38:34,060
Less than enough, you're climbing the walls.
581
00:38:34,728 --> 00:38:36,979
Too much, blotto.
582
00:38:38,440 --> 00:38:39,857
But...
583
00:38:41,068 --> 00:38:43,027
If you've got that magic touch,
584
00:38:44,196 --> 00:38:46,030
floating time.
585
00:38:48,242 --> 00:38:50,326
I once lost a whole month that way.
586
00:38:51,453 --> 00:38:52,912
Between drinks.
587
00:38:56,375 --> 00:38:57,750
I looked up...
588
00:38:58,752 --> 00:39:00,086
Gone!
589
00:39:01,588 --> 00:39:02,755
Lovely.
590
00:39:04,007 --> 00:39:07,176
Lovely floating time.
591
00:39:11,682 --> 00:39:13,140
Good night, Mary.
592
00:39:15,394 --> 00:39:16,769
Good night, Mary.
593
00:39:16,854 --> 00:39:19,313
Oxnardian theory.
594
00:39:19,398 --> 00:39:21,023
Good night, Fred.
595
00:39:21,775 --> 00:39:23,276
Harry!
596
00:39:24,027 --> 00:39:25,820
See you next year.
597
00:39:26,196 --> 00:39:30,950
- Same time, same place, same event?
- Yep.
598
00:39:31,243 --> 00:39:33,870
Did you hear the one
about the tax collector...
599
00:39:33,954 --> 00:39:36,539
- Fred's a great guy.
- Great.
600
00:39:36,623 --> 00:39:38,666
- Life of the party.
- Yep.
601
00:39:38,750 --> 00:39:41,502
What? Oh, good night.
602
00:39:42,588 --> 00:39:43,922
Harry!
603
00:39:44,006 --> 00:39:46,966
Now, there is a woman with classic beauty
604
00:39:48,135 --> 00:39:49,552
but no class.
605
00:39:50,846 --> 00:39:53,097
- She loves you.
- Thank you for coming.
606
00:39:55,475 --> 00:39:57,310
Love was invented by poets.
607
00:39:58,604 --> 00:40:00,813
Love is something we talk about.
608
00:40:01,815 --> 00:40:03,691
Sex is what we do.
609
00:40:05,110 --> 00:40:06,360
Harry!
610
00:40:11,366 --> 00:40:12,992
Hey! Hey, hey, hey, hey!
611
00:40:13,076 --> 00:40:14,994
Let's all go to Charlie's
place for a nightcap, huh?
612
00:40:15,078 --> 00:40:16,913
How about it, Freddy?
Come on, don't let the party end.
613
00:40:16,997 --> 00:40:20,082
Oh! It's too late.
I got to go home, honey.
614
00:40:20,167 --> 00:40:21,626
You are home, honey.
615
00:40:28,550 --> 00:40:29,675
Good night.
616
00:40:30,844 --> 00:40:32,470
Good night.
617
00:41:13,971 --> 00:41:15,763
Did you see...
618
00:42:04,438 --> 00:42:07,356
Say something, baby.
Anything.
619
00:42:11,445 --> 00:42:13,738
No matter
what shape your stomach's in,
620
00:42:13,822 --> 00:42:16,741
when it gets out of shape, take Alka-Seltzer.
621
00:42:58,283 --> 00:43:01,243
Who are you really
and what were you before?
622
00:43:01,328 --> 00:43:03,955
And what did you do
and what did you think, huh?
623
00:43:04,039 --> 00:43:05,790
We said, "No questions."
624
00:43:10,670 --> 00:43:13,005
Here's looking at you, kid.
625
00:43:24,351 --> 00:43:27,270
With the whole world
crumbling, we pick this time to fall in love.
626
00:43:27,354 --> 00:43:29,438
Yeah, it's pretty bad timing.
627
00:43:29,523 --> 00:43:31,524
Where were you, say, 10 years ago?
628
00:43:31,608 --> 00:43:33,317
Ten years ago?
629
00:43:34,236 --> 00:43:35,528
Let's see...
630
00:43:36,321 --> 00:43:38,531
Yes, I was having a brace put on my teeth.
631
00:43:41,409 --> 00:43:45,496
Was that cannon fire
or is it my heart pounding?
632
00:44:00,720 --> 00:44:01,720
Hi.
633
00:44:02,889 --> 00:44:04,390
Have a nice time?
634
00:44:04,474 --> 00:44:05,474
Okay.
635
00:44:05,559 --> 00:44:06,809
Where'd you go?
636
00:44:06,893 --> 00:44:08,435
Drove around.
637
00:44:08,520 --> 00:44:09,979
Stay and talk awhile.
638
00:44:10,564 --> 00:44:12,231
Talk about what?
639
00:44:12,315 --> 00:44:13,691
Anything.
640
00:44:13,775 --> 00:44:15,109
Ma!
641
00:44:16,153 --> 00:44:17,778
Daddy?
642
00:44:19,030 --> 00:44:21,157
- Daddy?
- Hello, lover.
643
00:44:21,241 --> 00:44:22,908
You missed a great party.
644
00:44:22,993 --> 00:44:24,201
You all right?
645
00:44:24,828 --> 00:44:26,620
Just fine.
646
00:44:27,205 --> 00:44:28,414
Good night.
647
00:44:30,333 --> 00:44:33,252
Hey, hey, what's wrong, kid?
648
00:44:33,920 --> 00:44:37,590
I love you so much.
And I hate this war so much.
649
00:44:39,134 --> 00:44:42,511
Oh, it's a crazy world.
Anything can happen.
650
00:44:44,389 --> 00:44:46,515
If you shouldn't get away...
651
00:44:46,600 --> 00:44:50,394
I mean, if, if something
should keep us apart...
652
00:44:56,526 --> 00:45:00,029
Kiss me.
Kiss me as if it were the last time.
653
00:45:06,620 --> 00:45:08,746
"Here's looking at you, kid."
654
00:45:15,128 --> 00:45:17,963
President Johnson's
peace plans were snubbed by Hanoi.
655
00:45:18,048 --> 00:45:22,218
The sports world is still in shock over
UCLA'S basketball defeat by Houston.
656
00:45:22,302 --> 00:45:23,886
Mamba, a two-ton rhinoceros...
657
00:45:23,970 --> 00:45:25,679
You know what time it is?
658
00:45:27,307 --> 00:45:29,642
Japanese students protest visit of nuclear...
659
00:45:29,726 --> 00:45:31,101
Please, come to bed.
660
00:45:31,895 --> 00:45:33,854
Complete details of these and other stories.
661
00:45:33,939 --> 00:45:36,315
Denver weather
and livestock reports in a moment.
662
00:45:37,943 --> 00:45:41,278
Back to our late,
late show, Casablanca.
663
00:45:48,328 --> 00:45:50,454
You've seen that 100 times.
664
00:45:54,834 --> 00:45:56,543
We'll miss the news.
665
00:45:59,339 --> 00:46:00,881
Honey!
666
00:46:03,134 --> 00:46:04,635
The news.
The news is here!
667
00:46:04,719 --> 00:46:08,681
Us! You and me
and that no man's land you call "bed"!
668
00:46:08,765 --> 00:46:09,807
I'm not complaining.
669
00:46:09,891 --> 00:46:11,058
Then you ought to.
670
00:46:11,726 --> 00:46:12,768
I'm satisfied.
671
00:46:12,852 --> 00:46:16,063
You couldn't be.
Not after what it used to be.
672
00:46:16,147 --> 00:46:18,524
What do you expect it to be after 15 years?
673
00:46:18,608 --> 00:46:20,276
Not what it is.
674
00:46:20,360 --> 00:46:22,695
Whatever it is, I love you.
675
00:46:23,530 --> 00:46:27,617
We're not in love.
We just make love, and damn little of that!
676
00:46:27,701 --> 00:46:29,702
And then it's kiss, kiss, groan and twitch,
677
00:46:29,786 --> 00:46:31,870
wham, bam, thank you, ma'am!
678
00:46:31,955 --> 00:46:33,956
Why don't you scream it out the window?
679
00:46:34,040 --> 00:46:35,624
- Does Marge have to know?
- She knows.
680
00:46:37,252 --> 00:46:39,337
- She's a kid for Christ's sake.
- Kids know.
681
00:46:39,421 --> 00:46:40,504
Okay, now cool it, will you?
682
00:46:40,588 --> 00:46:42,214
I'm against "cool."
683
00:46:42,299 --> 00:46:43,841
I can't talk to you.
684
00:46:43,925 --> 00:46:45,968
'Cause we got nothing to say to each other!
685
00:46:46,678 --> 00:46:48,638
Before we married,
you never stopped talking.
686
00:46:48,722 --> 00:46:50,973
Now you talk only to clients.
687
00:46:51,057 --> 00:46:52,891
Marge talks only to the telephone.
688
00:46:53,560 --> 00:46:56,770
The only people who ever talk to me
are the television and then Agnes!
689
00:46:56,855 --> 00:46:58,689
That's drunk talk!
690
00:46:58,773 --> 00:46:59,940
Ah! I got a big day tomorrow.
691
00:47:00,025 --> 00:47:01,567
Yeah? Doing what?
692
00:47:01,651 --> 00:47:06,196
Training for those two-hour, six-martini
lunches, goosing topless waitresses?
693
00:47:08,074 --> 00:47:10,492
And a happy anniversary to you, too!
694
00:47:10,577 --> 00:47:13,996
And that all-year-round electric tan!
695
00:47:14,080 --> 00:47:17,500
Phony! Smile! You're on Candid
Camera to prove we're happy!
696
00:47:17,584 --> 00:47:21,628
Phony!
And all those lousy plaques on the wall!
697
00:47:21,713 --> 00:47:26,050
Best Man of the Week, Best Christian of the
Month in Denver. Phony!
698
00:47:26,134 --> 00:47:29,178
We don't even know
a real Christian. Not one!
699
00:47:29,262 --> 00:47:32,348
If we had to live 24 Christian hours,
we'd go insane!
700
00:47:32,432 --> 00:47:34,558
Phony! Phony! Phony!
701
00:47:34,642 --> 00:47:36,685
What about you?
What are you?
702
00:47:36,770 --> 00:47:39,605
Joan ofArc on a bender?
What about you?
703
00:47:39,689 --> 00:47:42,274
I'm nothing at all.
Zero!
704
00:47:42,359 --> 00:47:43,984
You're one thing for sure.
Drunk!
705
00:47:44,069 --> 00:47:45,361
Not yet!
706
00:47:45,445 --> 00:47:48,072
- Where the hell are you going?
- Back to Casablanca.
707
00:47:48,156 --> 00:47:51,533
Back to Humphrey Bogart,
Peter Lorre and Claude Rains.
708
00:47:51,618 --> 00:47:53,202
Dead, dead, dead!
709
00:47:54,454 --> 00:47:57,373
Dead and buried,
they're more alive than we are!
710
00:48:18,812 --> 00:48:20,354
Hello.
711
00:48:22,649 --> 00:48:24,900
I'm sorry,
712
00:48:24,984 --> 00:48:28,404
but your flight
doesn't leave until 9:45 in the morning.
713
00:48:28,488 --> 00:48:29,530
Uh, excuse me.
714
00:48:29,614 --> 00:48:33,367
Paging Mr. Paul McClure or Mr. Bob Foster.
715
00:48:33,451 --> 00:48:36,328
Would you please call 4830?
716
00:48:36,413 --> 00:48:39,289
Mr. Paul McClure or Mr. Bob Foster.
717
00:48:43,753 --> 00:48:44,795
Long distance, please.
718
00:48:44,879 --> 00:48:47,339
Good night, Fred.
See you at the club this Sunday.
719
00:48:48,341 --> 00:48:51,885
I, Richard Milhous Nixon
do solemnly swear...
720
00:48:51,970 --> 00:48:55,180
...that you will
faithfully execute the office...
721
00:48:55,265 --> 00:48:57,850
...that I will
faithfully execute the office...
722
00:48:57,934 --> 00:49:00,269
...of President of the United States.
723
00:49:00,353 --> 00:49:02,604
...of President of the United States.
724
00:49:02,689 --> 00:49:05,107
And will, to the best
of your ability...
725
00:49:05,191 --> 00:49:07,485
And will to the best of my ability...
726
00:49:07,569 --> 00:49:10,362
...preserve, protect and defend...
727
00:49:10,738 --> 00:49:12,865
...preserve, protect and defend...
728
00:49:12,949 --> 00:49:15,409
...the Constitution of
the United States...
729
00:49:15,493 --> 00:49:17,995
...the Constitution of
the United States...
730
00:49:18,079 --> 00:49:19,455
...so help you God.
731
00:49:19,873 --> 00:49:21,540
...so help me God.
732
00:49:39,225 --> 00:49:40,726
Wilson residence.
733
00:49:42,937 --> 00:49:43,979
Marge.
734
00:49:44,063 --> 00:49:45,397
Just a minute, please.
735
00:49:47,358 --> 00:49:49,067
Marge.
736
00:49:51,112 --> 00:49:53,363
For you. Mrs. Wilson.
737
00:49:57,452 --> 00:49:59,161
Mary. Hello?
738
00:49:59,787 --> 00:50:01,079
Long distance?
739
00:50:01,998 --> 00:50:04,917
Yes! Yes, operator,
of course, we'll accept the charges.
740
00:50:05,960 --> 00:50:06,960
Hello?
741
00:50:08,713 --> 00:50:10,088
Mary,
742
00:50:10,798 --> 00:50:12,299
are you all right?
743
00:50:14,302 --> 00:50:16,178
- Can I get you a drink?
- No.
744
00:50:16,262 --> 00:50:18,055
- Cigarette?
- Mmm-mmm.
745
00:50:18,139 --> 00:50:20,766
Gin rummy? Scrabble?
Twenty Questions?
746
00:50:20,850 --> 00:50:21,934
Fred?
747
00:50:34,155 --> 00:50:36,198
For God's sake, let's go home.
748
00:50:49,796 --> 00:50:50,796
Hello?
749
00:50:52,674 --> 00:50:54,049
Where are you?
750
00:51:01,391 --> 00:51:05,394
Of course, they noticed.
It's your party. You're the only one not here.
751
00:51:07,814 --> 00:51:09,189
Why are you calling?
752
00:51:10,316 --> 00:51:12,568
You didn't want me to worry?
753
00:51:12,652 --> 00:51:15,821
Well, your tender concern
is about six hours too late.
754
00:51:18,700 --> 00:51:22,119
You're thinking what over?
What's there to think over?
755
00:51:22,203 --> 00:51:24,997
And why the hell do you
have to go to New York to think?
756
00:51:33,840 --> 00:51:35,424
Hey, are you crying for them?
757
00:51:36,050 --> 00:51:37,259
For us.
758
00:51:40,096 --> 00:51:41,888
I'll cry to that.
759
00:51:47,020 --> 00:51:48,186
Sorry!
760
00:51:48,521 --> 00:51:51,815
Sorry is about the sorriest
word ever said in a marriage.
761
00:52:02,660 --> 00:52:04,786
Who is she meeting in New York?
762
00:52:04,871 --> 00:52:06,872
She said
she was going to Nassau.
763
00:52:08,875 --> 00:52:09,875
Alone?
764
00:52:12,629 --> 00:52:14,087
I don't believe it.
765
00:52:14,964 --> 00:52:17,508
Nobody goes that far to a strange place
766
00:52:17,592 --> 00:52:19,384
without money, without...
767
00:52:22,930 --> 00:52:24,306
I don't believe it.
768
00:52:31,230 --> 00:52:33,357
My mother came all the way from Ireland...
769
00:52:34,400 --> 00:52:35,567
Alone.
770
00:52:36,653 --> 00:52:38,153
All she had was hope.
771
00:52:47,789 --> 00:52:49,039
Parties.
772
00:52:49,999 --> 00:52:53,627
Drunk parties are grotesque, stupid.
773
00:52:54,253 --> 00:52:56,588
Sober parties are worse.
774
00:52:57,256 --> 00:52:59,383
When the phone rang, it scared me.
775
00:52:59,467 --> 00:53:01,343
It must have scared them, too.
776
00:53:01,427 --> 00:53:03,970
They ran out like
the house was coming down.
777
00:53:05,306 --> 00:53:10,352
Like when you were away,
and I found Mom, and called the ambulance.
778
00:53:11,604 --> 00:53:13,731
- She tried to kill herself.
- She didn't.
779
00:53:13,815 --> 00:53:15,190
- Why?
- It was an accident.
780
00:53:15,274 --> 00:53:17,067
Then why isn't she here?
Is that an accident, too?
781
00:53:17,151 --> 00:53:18,694
- Hold it.
- She doesn't care about us.
782
00:53:18,778 --> 00:53:20,404
- Hold it.
- She doesn't love us.
783
00:53:20,488 --> 00:53:22,030
Stop it, I said!
784
00:53:23,157 --> 00:53:25,617
Your mother loved you
before you were born.
785
00:53:26,953 --> 00:53:30,080
Before she knew what
you'd look like or what you'd become.
786
00:53:31,749 --> 00:53:34,376
She loves you in a hundred
ways nobody else can.
787
00:53:34,460 --> 00:53:35,460
Nobody!
788
00:53:36,462 --> 00:53:38,964
Not the man you'll marry.
Not your own children.
789
00:53:40,425 --> 00:53:42,008
Not even me.
790
00:53:47,640 --> 00:53:50,225
Remember that all your life.
791
00:53:50,309 --> 00:53:51,309
She loves you.
792
00:53:52,770 --> 00:53:54,646
Does she love you, too?
793
00:53:58,526 --> 00:53:59,651
Yes.
794
00:54:00,611 --> 00:54:02,404
Then why did she run out on us?
795
00:54:06,576 --> 00:54:08,702
Maybe, we ran out on her.
796
00:54:10,997 --> 00:54:12,581
A long time ago.
797
00:54:19,046 --> 00:54:21,047
Our cabin altitude is controlled,
798
00:54:21,132 --> 00:54:23,425
and should it change, an oxygen mask
799
00:54:23,509 --> 00:54:26,470
will be automatically released
from the back compartment
800
00:54:26,554 --> 00:54:28,764
of the seat in front of you.
801
00:54:28,848 --> 00:54:31,308
Extinguish all cigarettes immediately,
802
00:54:31,392 --> 00:54:32,684
pull mask toward you,
803
00:54:32,769 --> 00:54:34,436
then place it over your face,
804
00:54:34,520 --> 00:54:35,979
covering your nose and mouth,
805
00:54:36,063 --> 00:54:38,774
as your stewardess is now demonstrating.
806
00:54:38,858 --> 00:54:41,151
Breath as you normally would
until you're advised
807
00:54:41,235 --> 00:54:43,779
that the masks are no longer needed.
808
00:54:43,863 --> 00:54:45,197
This is your Captain speaking.
809
00:55:02,548 --> 00:55:03,882
Excuse me.
810
00:55:05,718 --> 00:55:13,225
You all right?
811
00:55:16,896 --> 00:55:18,688
Your first trip to Nassau?
812
00:55:19,690 --> 00:55:20,982
Flo!
813
00:55:21,067 --> 00:55:23,568
Well, look it here.
This must be my lucky day.
814
00:55:25,446 --> 00:55:27,239
Beat it.
815
00:55:31,661 --> 00:55:35,080
- To old times.
- God, yes. Times!
816
00:55:37,166 --> 00:55:38,750
How long has it been?
817
00:55:40,628 --> 00:55:42,462
Class of '53.
818
00:55:43,089 --> 00:55:46,466
What were we?
The Asperin Age or the Anxiety Age?
819
00:55:46,551 --> 00:55:48,426
The Stone Age.
820
00:55:54,392 --> 00:55:56,434
What's the secret formula?
821
00:55:57,478 --> 00:56:00,647
Why do you look 28,
and I'm afraid to look in the mirror?
822
00:56:01,691 --> 00:56:03,066
Power, baby.
823
00:56:03,609 --> 00:56:06,069
There's white power,
green power, black power,
824
00:56:06,153 --> 00:56:07,988
electric, horse and manpower.
825
00:56:08,072 --> 00:56:09,823
I've got staying power.
826
00:56:10,616 --> 00:56:12,910
I've been massaged, barraged,
creamed and reamed
827
00:56:12,994 --> 00:56:15,370
with every slop and goo on the market.
828
00:56:15,454 --> 00:56:19,541
I've tried the Yogi bit,
Ying and Yang, Biff and Bang, the works.
829
00:56:20,293 --> 00:56:22,294
You name it, I've done it.
830
00:56:23,129 --> 00:56:25,630
All in the name of youth and beauty.
831
00:56:27,300 --> 00:56:29,718
God knows, I've even prayed for it.
832
00:56:34,140 --> 00:56:36,433
Baby, there's one big difference between us.
833
00:56:36,517 --> 00:56:38,143
You got married.
834
00:56:39,186 --> 00:56:40,812
Still with the same man?
835
00:56:40,897 --> 00:56:42,314
Same wonderful man.
836
00:56:43,190 --> 00:56:46,359
- Kids?
- One. Oh, she's a beauty.
837
00:56:46,444 --> 00:56:47,777
That helps.
838
00:56:49,238 --> 00:56:50,822
Family holiday?
839
00:56:53,576 --> 00:56:54,576
Alone?
840
00:56:57,997 --> 00:56:59,539
Where are you staying?
841
00:57:03,461 --> 00:57:04,878
No reservation?
842
00:57:06,380 --> 00:57:07,839
This time of year?
843
00:57:12,553 --> 00:57:14,346
That desperate, huh?
844
00:57:16,349 --> 00:57:17,974
Oh, baby, baby.
845
00:57:20,394 --> 00:57:22,980
- What'd you do, catch him cheatin'?
- No.
846
00:57:23,064 --> 00:57:24,689
Did he punch you around?
847
00:57:24,774 --> 00:57:26,524
Never laid a glove on me.
848
00:57:27,360 --> 00:57:28,944
Let's see. He's impotent.
849
00:57:29,028 --> 00:57:30,445
No.
850
00:57:30,529 --> 00:57:31,863
- Sex maniac?
- No.
851
00:57:31,948 --> 00:57:33,156
- Perverted?
- No.
852
00:57:33,240 --> 00:57:36,034
Stingy?
It's his mother.
853
00:57:36,661 --> 00:57:39,955
Oh, it's...
It's nothing serious.
854
00:57:40,498 --> 00:57:41,748
It's just...
855
00:57:43,709 --> 00:57:46,544
Nothing that happens between
a man and a woman is "just."
856
00:57:47,213 --> 00:57:50,715
I can't live with him
and I can't live without him.
857
00:57:51,217 --> 00:57:52,842
What's the matter with me?
858
00:57:54,971 --> 00:57:57,389
Why can't I love the man I love?
859
00:57:58,057 --> 00:58:01,309
Ladies and gentlemen,
we are arriving at Nassau.
860
00:58:01,394 --> 00:58:03,395
Kindly remain seated until we have...
861
00:58:04,397 --> 00:58:07,482
If you wanna leave yourself behind
862
00:58:07,566 --> 00:58:10,610
Looking for a place to just unwind
863
00:58:10,695 --> 00:58:13,822
With a balmy breeze to clear your mind
864
00:58:13,906 --> 00:58:16,867
Hurry up and hurry down
865
00:58:16,951 --> 00:58:19,995
Hurry to a land of swing and sway
866
00:58:20,079 --> 00:58:23,164
Just a little nip and nap away
867
00:58:23,249 --> 00:58:26,292
Hurry to a world where you can stay
868
00:58:26,377 --> 00:58:29,713
Out of touch and out of town
869
00:58:29,797 --> 00:58:33,258
Better hurry up
Better hurry down
870
00:58:33,342 --> 00:58:36,011
Sun's here
Fun's here
871
00:58:36,095 --> 00:58:39,514
You can live it up while you live it down
872
00:58:39,598 --> 00:58:41,892
Any time of year
873
00:58:41,976 --> 00:58:44,978
If your life is getting out of hand
874
00:58:45,062 --> 00:58:48,148
Sit and think it over on the sand
875
00:58:48,232 --> 00:58:51,317
Things are better-looking
when they're tanned
876
00:58:51,402 --> 00:58:57,490
Hurry up and hurry down
877
00:58:57,575 --> 00:59:00,702
Never question the cost
878
00:59:00,786 --> 00:59:03,747
Never mind what the neighbors say
879
00:59:03,831 --> 00:59:06,583
Tell the boss to get lost
880
00:59:06,667 --> 00:59:10,462
You'll pack a bag today
881
00:59:19,013 --> 00:59:22,140
All I ever wanted was to love and be loved.
882
00:59:23,476 --> 00:59:25,268
Is that all?
883
00:59:27,646 --> 00:59:29,355
It's only everything.
884
00:59:31,650 --> 00:59:33,151
What'll I do?
885
00:59:34,153 --> 00:59:36,071
For one thing, stop crying.
886
00:59:36,155 --> 00:59:38,990
Oh, but it feels so good.
887
00:59:40,326 --> 00:59:42,494
Lately, I cry at everything.
888
00:59:42,578 --> 00:59:44,788
Even nothing.
889
00:59:44,872 --> 00:59:48,125
That's one comfort
I can't afford, not in my trade.
890
00:59:48,209 --> 00:59:50,127
If there's one thing a man won't tolerate,
891
00:59:50,211 --> 00:59:51,420
it's a crying mistress.
892
00:59:51,504 --> 00:59:52,921
He gets that at home.
893
00:59:54,840 --> 00:59:55,924
I know.
894
00:59:56,717 --> 00:59:59,886
In the past 10 years,
I've been the other woman to
895
01:00:00,763 --> 01:00:03,014
three married men.
896
01:00:05,476 --> 01:00:09,104
Sam, he's number four.
897
01:00:10,689 --> 01:00:12,649
Doesn't it break up their home?
898
01:00:13,317 --> 01:00:17,445
Baby, you can't
break up a home that isn't already cracked.
899
01:00:19,782 --> 01:00:23,034
Do you feel a victim of routine?
900
01:00:23,119 --> 01:00:26,579
Do you have a scheduled life to clear?
901
01:00:28,249 --> 01:00:29,499
Can I help you, Mr. Trasker?
902
01:00:29,583 --> 01:00:30,917
Yes, take care of these cables, please.
903
01:00:31,043 --> 01:00:33,920
This one is from Mrs. Wilson to
Mr. Wilson in Denver, Colorado.
904
01:00:34,004 --> 01:00:35,839
- Yes, sir.
- This cable to my office in New York.
905
01:00:35,923 --> 01:00:37,257
Yes, sir.
906
01:00:37,341 --> 01:00:38,675
Nice to see you again, Ms. Harrigan.
907
01:00:38,759 --> 01:00:39,801
Thank you.
908
01:00:39,885 --> 01:00:41,136
Right now, she needs beachwear.
909
01:00:41,220 --> 01:00:42,387
And then later on, the works.
910
01:00:42,471 --> 01:00:44,222
- Flo, I can't...
- Charge it, as usual.
911
01:00:52,231 --> 01:00:54,440
- How's everything?
- Okay.
912
01:00:54,525 --> 01:00:57,486
- Your kids?
- The same.
913
01:00:57,570 --> 01:01:00,947
- The missus?
- The same.
914
01:01:01,031 --> 01:01:04,284
- How was Christmas?
- The same.
915
01:01:06,453 --> 01:01:08,079
Thanks for the present.
916
01:01:11,792 --> 01:01:13,835
Thanks for being nice to Mary.
917
01:01:14,587 --> 01:01:16,087
I haven't seen her since college.
918
01:01:17,006 --> 01:01:19,716
Six months before graduation,
she drops out
919
01:01:21,427 --> 01:01:22,594
to get married.
920
01:01:24,138 --> 01:01:26,389
Isn't that why girls go to college?
921
01:01:26,682 --> 01:01:28,057
Didn't you?
922
01:01:28,601 --> 01:01:30,519
I bet you could have had any man in college?
923
01:01:30,603 --> 01:01:32,103
I did.
924
01:01:32,188 --> 01:01:33,605
Practically all of them.
925
01:01:34,607 --> 01:01:37,067
I was listed in every little
black book on campus
926
01:01:37,151 --> 01:01:39,861
under "Flo Harrigan,
the Girl Most Likely To."
927
01:01:40,279 --> 01:01:43,615
24-hour service.
$40 an hour.
928
01:01:44,450 --> 01:01:46,201
I don't believe it.
929
01:01:46,285 --> 01:01:47,493
Believe it.
930
01:01:48,454 --> 01:01:51,248
Some girls work their way
through college selling magazines.
931
01:01:51,332 --> 01:01:52,541
I sold me.
932
01:01:52,625 --> 01:01:54,042
I don't want to hear it.
933
01:01:54,126 --> 01:01:56,419
It's a success story with a bang finish.
934
01:01:59,006 --> 01:02:00,423
It's lucky my mother hated breastfeeding
935
01:02:00,507 --> 01:02:02,967
or I'd been alcoholic before I could walk.
936
01:02:04,428 --> 01:02:05,887
It finally killed her.
937
01:02:06,388 --> 01:02:08,264
Every Sunday, drunk or sober,
938
01:02:08,641 --> 01:02:10,892
she'd give me the same lecture,
939
01:02:11,852 --> 01:02:13,895
"Girl, you gotta go to college.
940
01:02:14,939 --> 01:02:16,481
"'Cause without an education,
you either end up
941
01:02:16,565 --> 01:02:19,108
"a bigmouth housewife or a big-ass whore."
942
01:02:22,238 --> 01:02:23,696
My freshman year,
943
01:02:24,907 --> 01:02:28,409
she dropped dead, smack in the middle
of prayin' to win a fortune
944
01:02:28,494 --> 01:02:30,328
in the Irish Sweepstakes.
945
01:02:32,873 --> 01:02:35,541
I sure didn't intend to be
a bigmouth housewife,
946
01:02:36,418 --> 01:02:37,585
so I went to work.
947
01:02:40,339 --> 01:02:42,340
I graduated with a Masters degree
948
01:02:44,009 --> 01:02:45,260
in Men.
949
01:02:50,057 --> 01:02:51,849
Why did you want me to know?
950
01:02:56,397 --> 01:02:57,855
I don't know.
951
01:03:01,568 --> 01:03:03,820
My God, you're beautiful.
952
01:03:06,740 --> 01:03:09,742
I miss you, even when I'm with you.
953
01:03:17,376 --> 01:03:20,170
Any time is playtime
Night or daytime
954
01:03:20,254 --> 01:03:22,213
From volleyball to dice games
955
01:03:22,298 --> 01:03:23,423
Lots of nice games
956
01:03:23,507 --> 01:03:26,968
Or play a bit of cricket if you are wicked
957
01:03:27,052 --> 01:03:30,138
Or play a round
Doesn't everybody?
958
01:03:30,222 --> 01:03:33,183
Baby, simply name your recreation
959
01:03:33,267 --> 01:03:36,186
Any game at all
960
01:03:36,270 --> 01:03:39,189
Observation or participation
961
01:03:39,273 --> 01:03:41,941
Something for everybody
962
01:03:42,026 --> 01:03:44,986
Been around the pool girls
Even school girls
963
01:03:45,070 --> 01:03:48,072
And little boys and big boys
If you dig boys
964
01:03:48,157 --> 01:03:51,660
The mamas and the teenies in their bikinis
965
01:03:51,744 --> 01:03:54,746
All look the same if they got a body
966
01:03:54,830 --> 01:03:57,790
Bait your hook and try your hand at fishing
967
01:03:57,875 --> 01:04:00,877
If you're so inclined
968
01:04:00,961 --> 01:04:04,047
Look at all the fish on exhibition
969
01:04:04,131 --> 01:04:06,758
Something for everybody
970
01:04:06,842 --> 01:04:09,802
I've got all the stingers for the swingers
971
01:04:09,887 --> 01:04:12,638
A party for the square set
Rocking chair set
972
01:04:12,723 --> 01:04:14,849
From popping corks to popcorn
973
01:04:14,933 --> 01:04:19,228
Our bag is full of something for everybody
974
01:05:46,775 --> 01:05:49,193
And I want you to call my wife at home.
975
01:05:49,278 --> 01:05:50,987
No, tomorrow.
976
01:05:51,071 --> 01:05:52,864
The interest rates
are going up in construction.
977
01:05:52,948 --> 01:05:55,241
It gives us a chance to get
that paving contract.
978
01:05:56,034 --> 01:05:57,327
If we can finance it
ourselves, we may get the deal.
979
01:05:57,411 --> 01:05:59,078
- Mary.
- Come.
980
01:06:00,914 --> 01:06:02,623
One tomato juice, straight.
981
01:06:04,376 --> 01:06:08,671
- Well, did you think it over?
- I found the secret formula.
982
01:06:09,715 --> 01:06:13,593
If you look and smell right,
if your hair is the right color,
983
01:06:13,677 --> 01:06:15,970
if you drive the right car,
smoke the right cigarette,
984
01:06:16,054 --> 01:06:19,974
if your bosom is big and firm
and fully packed
985
01:06:20,058 --> 01:06:22,560
and your breath is sweet
and your teeth are bright,
986
01:06:23,228 --> 01:06:27,565
then you'll find love,
marriage, and be happy forever.
987
01:06:27,649 --> 01:06:28,900
If...
988
01:06:29,485 --> 01:06:33,654
If you promise never, but never, to grow old.
989
01:06:34,198 --> 01:06:37,283
Why not?
It's the American dream.
990
01:06:37,367 --> 01:06:38,660
I thought that was money.
991
01:06:38,744 --> 01:06:41,162
Love and money are related by marriage.
992
01:06:41,246 --> 01:06:43,164
Daddy, what's marriage?
993
01:06:43,248 --> 01:06:45,041
Business.
Big business.
994
01:06:45,125 --> 01:06:47,335
U.S. economy depends on marriage.
995
01:06:47,419 --> 01:06:48,670
Not U.S. Steel?
996
01:06:48,754 --> 01:06:50,505
Marriage.
997
01:06:50,589 --> 01:06:52,507
Once people saved up to get married,
998
01:06:53,050 --> 01:06:54,509
now, there's credit.
999
01:06:55,302 --> 01:06:56,969
Credit means buying.
1000
01:06:57,721 --> 01:07:00,932
That means stores, shipping,
building, factories.
1001
01:07:01,558 --> 01:07:04,519
Marriage means sex, beauty, luxury,
1002
01:07:04,603 --> 01:07:07,021
diamonds, furs, perfumes, cars.
1003
01:07:07,105 --> 01:07:09,607
Gifts for her.
Gifts for him. Gifts for them.
1004
01:07:09,691 --> 01:07:11,609
Marriage means a home, and that means
1005
01:07:11,693 --> 01:07:13,528
painters, plumbers, carpenters,
1006
01:07:13,612 --> 01:07:16,781
furniture, rugs, curtains,
linens, silver, dishes,
1007
01:07:16,865 --> 01:07:19,617
electric washers, dryers, mixers, fixers,
1008
01:07:19,701 --> 01:07:22,703
stoves, clocks, radios, TVs.
1009
01:07:22,788 --> 01:07:26,082
Thirty billion dollars
every yearjust to get married.
1010
01:07:26,166 --> 01:07:27,542
If marriage is made in heaven,
1011
01:07:27,626 --> 01:07:30,169
a broken marriage is financial blasphemy.
1012
01:07:31,713 --> 01:07:36,676
Bachelors, divorcees,
widows and homosexuals are unprofitable.
1013
01:07:36,760 --> 01:07:38,928
And that makes them un-American.
1014
01:07:41,932 --> 01:07:43,641
Lose it slowly.
1015
01:07:44,935 --> 01:07:47,979
It might be un-American but I love that man.
1016
01:07:48,897 --> 01:07:50,856
$100? I can't take that.
1017
01:07:50,941 --> 01:07:52,733
Rule 1, married or not,
1018
01:07:52,818 --> 01:07:54,735
never gamble with your own money.
1019
01:07:57,906 --> 01:07:59,991
$100 worth of chips, please.
1020
01:08:02,661 --> 01:08:04,328
16, red.
1021
01:08:24,057 --> 01:08:25,474
Denver's calling.
1022
01:08:28,854 --> 01:08:30,438
Oh, thank you.
1023
01:08:31,481 --> 01:08:32,690
Hello?
1024
01:08:34,526 --> 01:08:39,196
Oh, I'm fine, really.
Oh, it's beautiful here. Hot and lovely.
1025
01:08:40,365 --> 01:08:42,408
I met a friend.
She lent me some money.
1026
01:08:42,492 --> 01:08:43,826
Five, red.
1027
01:08:45,579 --> 01:08:47,288
You had to ask, didn't you?
1028
01:08:50,042 --> 01:08:51,083
Yeah.
1029
01:08:52,502 --> 01:08:53,502
All right.
1030
01:08:54,338 --> 01:08:55,338
Good bye.
1031
01:08:58,675 --> 01:09:01,469
"Behave yourself.
No drinking.
1032
01:09:01,553 --> 01:09:04,180
"Stick to tomato juice."
Yeah, yeah, yeah.
1033
01:09:11,438 --> 01:09:13,939
Thank you.
1034
01:09:14,024 --> 01:09:15,733
The roulette is tedious, no?
1035
01:09:16,568 --> 01:09:17,818
I agree.
1036
01:09:17,903 --> 01:09:21,197
You see, gambling is for
bored men and lonely women.
1037
01:09:25,285 --> 01:09:27,870
Scusa, I am not molesting, huh?
1038
01:09:27,954 --> 01:09:29,413
No.
1039
01:09:35,420 --> 01:09:36,671
Bellissima.
1040
01:09:38,465 --> 01:09:41,092
And I knew at once you would be shy.
1041
01:09:41,176 --> 01:09:42,301
Bravo!
1042
01:09:42,427 --> 01:09:44,470
A beautiful woman can afford to be modest.
1043
01:09:47,265 --> 01:09:49,016
I am, how you say in the hair, huh?
1044
01:09:49,101 --> 01:09:52,937
Ah, no, I'm sorry, but,
you sound like that Italian actor...
1045
01:09:54,439 --> 01:09:55,857
- Marcello?
- Yeah.
1046
01:09:55,941 --> 01:09:58,859
Si. He also finds it amusing.
1047
01:09:59,194 --> 01:10:01,028
E grazie. Keep it.
1048
01:10:02,406 --> 01:10:03,614
You know him?
1049
01:10:04,574 --> 01:10:07,660
Chi? Marcello?
Like a brother.
1050
01:10:08,245 --> 01:10:11,956
I make him famous
to the world. Small matter.
1051
01:10:18,130 --> 01:10:19,547
Come.
1052
01:10:22,634 --> 01:10:24,218
- You belong?
- Oh, yeah.
1053
01:10:38,817 --> 01:10:40,777
Don't tell me he came through
the telephone.
1054
01:10:40,861 --> 01:10:42,278
He clicked his lighter and said,
1055
01:10:42,362 --> 01:10:44,697
"The roulette is tedious, no?"
1056
01:10:44,781 --> 01:10:46,074
It's tedious, yes.
1057
01:10:46,158 --> 01:10:49,285
He knows Marcello.
Even sounds like him.
1058
01:10:49,369 --> 01:10:50,786
Dandy.
1059
01:10:51,997 --> 01:10:53,456
Am I being silly?
1060
01:10:53,540 --> 01:10:55,166
Fourteen, red.
1061
01:10:56,251 --> 01:10:57,668
No, baby.
1062
01:10:58,503 --> 01:11:00,045
I think he's...
1063
01:11:00,922 --> 01:11:02,256
Very young.
1064
01:11:04,968 --> 01:11:06,594
He's been there and back.
1065
01:11:08,305 --> 01:11:09,764
Have fun.
1066
01:11:09,848 --> 01:11:12,183
I, uh, I think I'm scared.
1067
01:11:12,267 --> 01:11:13,851
26, black.
1068
01:11:15,353 --> 01:11:17,354
You've never had a...
1069
01:11:19,357 --> 01:11:20,775
Nobody?
1070
01:11:22,486 --> 01:11:24,987
Not once in 16 years?
1071
01:11:26,531 --> 01:11:29,867
My God!
You belong in a museum.
1072
01:11:32,120 --> 01:11:35,498
I forgot my glasses.
I won't even see what's happening.
1073
01:11:35,582 --> 01:11:37,124
It's better with your eyes closed.
1074
01:11:37,209 --> 01:11:39,627
I've forgotten what to say or do.
1075
01:11:41,129 --> 01:11:43,714
Say nothing.
Do everything.
1076
01:11:52,057 --> 01:11:53,057
Double zero.
1077
01:11:53,141 --> 01:11:55,142
Hey, Marcello!
1078
01:11:55,644 --> 01:11:58,187
The news and Fotografia,
1079
01:11:58,271 --> 01:12:01,190
I create the text,
and then they publish in the magazine.
1080
01:12:01,274 --> 01:12:03,484
Like Life Magazine, Paris Match,
1081
01:12:03,568 --> 01:12:05,611
Esquire, Playboy.
You have seen, yes?
1082
01:12:05,695 --> 01:12:07,321
Oh, yes, the naked ladies.
1083
01:12:07,405 --> 01:12:12,827
Oh, sometimes, Lola, Sophia, Brigitte, you
know? But that's tiring business.
1084
01:12:12,911 --> 01:12:15,705
I like better the serious work.
1085
01:12:15,789 --> 01:12:21,502
The biography,
de Gaulle, Sinatra, Liz and Dick,
1086
01:12:21,586 --> 01:12:24,046
- Khrushchev, Truman.
- Oh, a great President.
1087
01:12:24,130 --> 01:12:25,506
Capote. Also great.
1088
01:12:25,590 --> 01:12:27,174
Oh, I envy you.
1089
01:12:28,009 --> 01:12:29,886
- Prego?
- Your work.
1090
01:12:29,970 --> 01:12:32,889
Oh, you mean,
the flying here and the racing around there
1091
01:12:32,973 --> 01:12:35,558
and the palaces,
the submarines, things like that, you mean?
1092
01:12:35,642 --> 01:12:38,895
Yes. Well, they're boring
women with boring bodies.
1093
01:12:38,979 --> 01:12:42,022
And tired old men with
foolish and bizarre notions.
1094
01:12:42,107 --> 01:12:44,025
La Dolce Vita.
1095
01:12:44,109 --> 01:12:47,278
Capri, the Riviera, Vegas, Hollywood.
1096
01:12:47,946 --> 01:12:49,864
Very sad, very nothing.
1097
01:12:52,450 --> 01:12:54,285
Here's looking at you, kid.
1098
01:12:59,708 --> 01:13:02,251
- Are you here professionally?
- Si.
1099
01:13:02,335 --> 01:13:03,961
- Someone famous?
- No.
1100
01:13:04,838 --> 01:13:07,798
The rich young girls
in their Mary Pop-out bikinis.
1101
01:13:07,883 --> 01:13:10,092
Nonsense.
Nudity is passe.
1102
01:13:10,886 --> 01:13:13,221
The rich are rude and the young are gauche.
1103
01:13:13,305 --> 01:13:16,599
Il articolo
that's the story, ah. Is perhaps you.
1104
01:13:17,517 --> 01:13:18,559
Why not?
1105
01:13:18,643 --> 01:13:21,520
The legend of how you say
the mature married woman.
1106
01:13:22,063 --> 01:13:26,483
She's exciting.
She's alluring, mysterious.
1107
01:13:27,319 --> 01:13:30,988
So much to give and so little to ask, huh?
1108
01:13:31,823 --> 01:13:33,824
Excusa, this is where I work.
1109
01:14:11,363 --> 01:14:14,990
You are much married, or little?
1110
01:14:15,325 --> 01:14:16,784
Long married.
1111
01:14:18,036 --> 01:14:20,288
Perhaps, I saw you in a dream, huh?
1112
01:14:20,372 --> 01:14:22,498
Mmm, that's nice.
1113
01:14:23,041 --> 01:14:25,542
A nice dream.
1114
01:14:27,587 --> 01:14:29,797
American husbands are so blind.
1115
01:14:30,757 --> 01:14:33,550
Always they wish to remember
the way love was,
1116
01:14:33,927 --> 01:14:36,720
but nothing is the way it was.
1117
01:14:37,389 --> 01:14:38,806
Not even then.
1118
01:14:39,391 --> 01:14:41,600
Remembering is the end of love.
1119
01:14:43,061 --> 01:14:44,812
Love is always now.
1120
01:14:48,441 --> 01:14:49,733
Why did you leave him?
1121
01:14:52,362 --> 01:14:53,821
Did you love him?
1122
01:14:56,241 --> 01:14:57,449
Ever?
1123
01:15:02,330 --> 01:15:03,831
Was there love?
1124
01:15:05,041 --> 01:15:06,834
In the beginning...
1125
01:15:07,043 --> 01:15:08,961
Oh, yes.
1126
01:15:11,047 --> 01:15:13,507
Before he's becoming a millionaire.
1127
01:15:13,591 --> 01:15:15,134
No millionaire.
1128
01:15:17,679 --> 01:15:19,763
- Not rich?
- Not.
1129
01:15:55,383 --> 01:15:57,051
Sorry, lady, wrong number.
1130
01:16:00,305 --> 01:16:02,347
I'm sorry to lose your lovely accent.
1131
01:16:02,807 --> 01:16:04,100
Oh, there's plenty more.
1132
01:16:04,184 --> 01:16:05,267
Would you like to hear
1133
01:16:05,351 --> 01:16:06,351
me say something in Cockney?
1134
01:16:06,436 --> 01:16:07,811
How's about Russian, huh?
1135
01:16:07,896 --> 01:16:11,315
No, no you would
much prefer something in French?
1136
01:16:11,399 --> 01:16:15,111
Straight out of the movies.
They're all passable fakes, just like,
1137
01:16:15,195 --> 01:16:17,029
the job, the reporter bit.
1138
01:16:18,031 --> 01:16:21,825
This boat, it's borrowed.
And the suit I'm wearing is rented.
1139
01:16:22,827 --> 01:16:23,994
I didn't mind.
1140
01:16:24,454 --> 01:16:28,124
Lady, I'm a bum.
A hustler from LA, down on his luck.
1141
01:16:28,208 --> 01:16:29,833
One long run of rotten luck.
1142
01:16:30,919 --> 01:16:33,629
I've been like a goddamn service station
1143
01:16:33,713 --> 01:16:35,839
to all kinds of broads
from all over the world.
1144
01:16:36,633 --> 01:16:39,427
Gas 'em up,
grease their parts, charge their batteries.
1145
01:16:39,511 --> 01:16:42,096
Hello, good bye, service with a smile.
1146
01:16:42,180 --> 01:16:43,305
Who's next?
1147
01:16:44,182 --> 01:16:48,352
Jesus, lady, I'm 34, my hair's falling
out and you were my long shot.
1148
01:16:48,436 --> 01:16:50,813
For a while there,
we had something nice going.
1149
01:16:50,897 --> 01:16:52,106
Somethin'...
1150
01:16:52,899 --> 01:16:55,025
Sorry, lady, but I can't afford to waste it.
1151
01:16:56,820 --> 01:16:58,612
Lady, I used to be a pistol.
1152
01:16:59,906 --> 01:17:01,907
Bang, bang. Load, reload.
1153
01:17:03,201 --> 01:17:04,201
Now...
1154
01:17:06,621 --> 01:17:08,831
Anyhow, I got to save it, in case.
1155
01:17:11,918 --> 01:17:15,420
I mean, what if something
finally turned up and,
1156
01:17:17,382 --> 01:17:19,299
I couldn't make the scene?
1157
01:17:23,805 --> 01:17:26,431
Let's say we both got
the shitty end of the stick, huh?
1158
01:17:35,942 --> 01:17:37,025
Hey!
1159
01:17:37,735 --> 01:17:39,153
What for?
1160
01:17:39,237 --> 01:17:40,946
Ciao, Marcello!
1161
01:18:37,212 --> 01:18:39,004
When did she take these pills?
1162
01:18:40,381 --> 01:18:42,174
Sometime tonight.
1163
01:18:42,258 --> 01:18:43,884
And how many pills did she take?
1164
01:18:43,968 --> 01:18:44,968
I don't know.
1165
01:18:59,859 --> 01:19:02,319
Did she have anything
to drink with the pills?
1166
01:19:03,488 --> 01:19:05,656
I don't know, maybe.
1167
01:19:06,824 --> 01:19:08,325
Sometimes she drinks vodka.
1168
01:19:18,336 --> 01:19:20,087
Let's sit you up. Come on,
let's see if you can do it.
1169
01:19:20,171 --> 01:19:21,838
Come on, that's it, you're doin' all right.
1170
01:19:23,174 --> 01:19:24,841
There you are.
Now you're up.
1171
01:19:25,843 --> 01:19:27,678
Just stay there, now.
1172
01:19:28,554 --> 01:19:32,474
Vodka and Seconal.
Marriage on the rocks.
1173
01:19:38,022 --> 01:19:39,773
Now, I want you to open up real wide.
1174
01:19:39,857 --> 01:19:41,525
Get us a bucket.
1175
01:19:45,113 --> 01:19:47,114
Open up wide.
Now I want you to swallow this.
1176
01:19:47,198 --> 01:19:49,116
- Come on.
- Come on, swallow.
1177
01:19:49,200 --> 01:19:52,161
Just swallow.
Swallow as it goes down. Keep swallowing.
1178
01:19:52,245 --> 01:19:53,621
Don't inhale, just swallow.
1179
01:19:53,705 --> 01:19:55,580
Swallow the tube.
1180
01:19:55,665 --> 01:19:57,457
Come on, open up wide and swallow.
1181
01:19:58,668 --> 01:20:01,420
That's it, no coughing, no breathing.
1182
01:20:02,046 --> 01:20:03,297
I know it's bad.
1183
01:20:03,381 --> 01:20:05,841
All right, open up,
once more now, hold it down now.
1184
01:20:15,018 --> 01:20:18,145
Oh, baby. Baby!
1185
01:20:18,229 --> 01:20:19,355
Why did she do it, Granny, why?
1186
01:20:19,439 --> 01:20:21,398
- Did she leave a note?
- No.
1187
01:20:21,482 --> 01:20:25,319
There, now, you see,
it was just an accident, that's all.
1188
01:20:25,737 --> 01:20:27,487
Just an accident.
1189
01:20:27,572 --> 01:20:30,615
Everything's gonna be all right, you'll see.
1190
01:20:31,576 --> 01:20:33,785
I don't want you to worry about it at all.
1191
01:20:35,163 --> 01:20:36,580
Agnes!
1192
01:20:39,000 --> 01:20:41,543
- How is she?
- It was an accident.
1193
01:20:41,627 --> 01:20:42,669
Sure it was, honey.
1194
01:20:42,754 --> 01:20:43,837
Where's Mr. Wilson?
1195
01:20:43,921 --> 01:20:45,381
- He went to Reno.
- Reno?
1196
01:20:45,465 --> 01:20:48,717
Business.
I left his number for Mrs. Wilson.
1197
01:20:49,635 --> 01:20:51,261
You knew she was coming home?
1198
01:20:51,929 --> 01:20:53,430
Just in case.
1199
01:20:55,350 --> 01:20:57,934
What was she doing at that
health farm, anyway?
1200
01:21:07,153 --> 01:21:09,863
Oh, I know my girl.
It was just a silly accident, that's all.
1201
01:21:09,947 --> 01:21:11,531
Is she going to be all right?
1202
01:21:11,616 --> 01:21:12,741
Of course, she will.
1203
01:21:12,825 --> 01:21:16,328
Our family's always had
perfect health. Always.
1204
01:21:16,412 --> 01:21:18,622
All she ever had was measles.
1205
01:21:24,670 --> 01:21:27,464
Nurse.
1206
01:21:28,841 --> 01:21:31,385
I want to see the woman, Agnes.
1207
01:21:31,803 --> 01:21:33,553
You need rest.
1208
01:21:33,638 --> 01:21:35,514
I could've been resting forever.
1209
01:21:35,598 --> 01:21:37,474
How do you know?
1210
01:21:39,936 --> 01:21:40,936
Agnes?
1211
01:21:52,240 --> 01:21:54,658
You look pretty good, considerin'.
1212
01:21:55,660 --> 01:21:58,078
I feel so stupid.
1213
01:22:00,790 --> 01:22:03,667
I couldn't face Marge and Mama, not now.
1214
01:22:03,751 --> 01:22:06,336
Oh, they're okay.
They keep saying it was an accident.
1215
01:22:06,963 --> 01:22:09,714
How else would anyone swallow
28 sleeping pills?
1216
01:22:09,799 --> 01:22:11,591
Happens to everybody.
1217
01:22:12,135 --> 01:22:14,928
How'd the other thing go?
The operation?
1218
01:22:18,516 --> 01:22:21,101
You mean, there's no difference?
1219
01:22:21,185 --> 01:22:23,562
You never needed a facelift.
1220
01:22:23,646 --> 01:22:26,898
You're the only one
who don't believe you're beautiful.
1221
01:22:28,359 --> 01:22:30,193
Why'd the mister let you do it?
1222
01:22:30,820 --> 01:22:33,613
He didn't know and he still doesn't.
1223
01:22:35,199 --> 01:22:38,368
I was gonna let him
think the miracle happened on the fat farm.
1224
01:22:39,287 --> 01:22:43,039
He'd take one look at me
and fall in love all over again.
1225
01:22:43,541 --> 01:22:44,916
I got back.
1226
01:22:46,419 --> 01:22:47,752
Nobody home.
1227
01:22:51,883 --> 01:22:54,009
If only somebody had been there.
1228
01:22:56,053 --> 01:22:57,804
I opened a bottle,
1229
01:22:59,056 --> 01:23:00,891
turned on the TV,
1230
01:23:02,393 --> 01:23:04,060
found your note,
1231
01:23:05,897 --> 01:23:08,773
and phoned him in Reno and...
1232
01:23:08,858 --> 01:23:10,651
And you found out.
1233
01:23:10,735 --> 01:23:12,569
You knew he was having a thing?
1234
01:23:13,488 --> 01:23:15,614
I take them kind of things for granted.
1235
01:23:16,407 --> 01:23:19,242
She's so damn beautiful.
1236
01:23:19,702 --> 01:23:22,829
Just available.
She just happened to be there.
1237
01:23:26,083 --> 01:23:29,669
Wouldn't you know
he'd do it with a client instead of a friend?
1238
01:23:32,757 --> 01:23:34,633
It wasn't funny a few hours ago.
1239
01:23:35,593 --> 01:23:37,928
It wasn't that important, either.
1240
01:23:38,679 --> 01:23:40,681
You'd let him get away with it?
1241
01:23:40,765 --> 01:23:42,432
What's he got away with?
1242
01:23:43,768 --> 01:23:45,769
Not even tell him you know?
1243
01:23:45,853 --> 01:23:47,521
Honey.
1244
01:23:47,605 --> 01:23:50,232
If sex was the only thing
that really mattered,
1245
01:23:51,067 --> 01:23:53,276
the whole world would be run by rabbits.
1246
01:24:14,465 --> 01:24:16,675
How about one of those
marriage counselors?
1247
01:24:16,759 --> 01:24:19,553
Honey, we don't have
that kind of a problem.
1248
01:24:19,637 --> 01:24:21,597
Maybe a psychiatrist.
Ethel went to one.
1249
01:24:21,681 --> 01:24:23,557
Now, now that is definitely out.
1250
01:24:23,641 --> 01:24:25,100
The only thing wrong with us is...
1251
01:24:25,184 --> 01:24:26,810
- Is me.
- And me.
1252
01:24:27,687 --> 01:24:30,981
You know, honey, what I think you
need is some kind of a hobby.
1253
01:24:31,065 --> 01:24:33,066
Painting, ceramics or...
1254
01:24:33,150 --> 01:24:34,401
How about karate?
1255
01:24:37,488 --> 01:24:40,031
Anyway, in a couple of years
Marge is gonna be married
1256
01:24:40,116 --> 01:24:41,617
and we're gonna be free.
1257
01:24:41,701 --> 01:24:42,742
Free to do what?
1258
01:24:42,827 --> 01:24:44,160
Free to do the things we want to do.
1259
01:24:44,245 --> 01:24:45,662
Travel.
1260
01:24:46,455 --> 01:24:49,124
What am I talking about
"A couple of years"?
1261
01:24:49,500 --> 01:24:52,836
This weekend,
we're gonna go on a second honeymoon.
1262
01:24:55,840 --> 01:24:57,757
Back to the same place?
1263
01:25:23,326 --> 01:25:25,035
...demonstrators in trouble.
1264
01:25:25,119 --> 01:25:27,621
Eyewitness student reporter,
Danfield, again, has a report
1265
01:25:27,705 --> 01:25:30,123
from outside that Superior courtroom.
1266
01:25:31,208 --> 01:25:33,001
Three members of the Black Student Union
1267
01:25:33,085 --> 01:25:35,170
at Cal State College at Los Angeles...
1268
01:25:59,820 --> 01:26:02,322
"For everything, there is a season
1269
01:26:02,406 --> 01:26:06,493
"A time to be born and a time to die
1270
01:26:06,577 --> 01:26:11,665
"A time to love and a time to hate
1271
01:26:11,749 --> 01:26:15,168
"A time of war and a time of peace"
1272
01:26:15,252 --> 01:26:16,419
Amen.
1273
01:26:16,504 --> 01:26:17,504
Amen.
1274
01:26:20,424 --> 01:26:21,716
Daddy!
1275
01:26:26,263 --> 01:26:29,140
Beautiful.
Look at her lines.
1276
01:26:29,225 --> 01:26:30,600
Great in bed, too.
1277
01:26:55,376 --> 01:26:57,502
"Do you hate your skin?"
1278
01:26:57,586 --> 01:26:59,462
"Why, wrinkle?"
1279
01:26:59,547 --> 01:27:03,925
"Inside she was crying
till she lost 105 pounds."
1280
01:27:04,802 --> 01:27:07,011
105 pounds?
1281
01:27:07,555 --> 01:27:09,597
"Are you tired, depressed,
defeated?"
1282
01:27:10,349 --> 01:27:12,183
Not me kid.
1283
01:27:12,268 --> 01:27:15,186
When I wake up in the
morning, I'm already ahead of the game.
1284
01:27:18,649 --> 01:27:22,193
Hello?
1285
01:27:22,278 --> 01:27:23,611
Alexander?
1286
01:27:34,415 --> 01:27:37,000
Mr. Wilson, please. Mrs. Wilson.
1287
01:27:38,836 --> 01:27:41,337
I see.
Ah, is he busy for lunch?
1288
01:27:43,174 --> 01:27:44,215
I see.
1289
01:27:45,050 --> 01:27:46,676
Is he busy after lunch?
1290
01:27:49,013 --> 01:27:50,472
I see.
1291
01:27:51,348 --> 01:27:53,224
No. No message.
1292
01:27:56,812 --> 01:27:58,146
Blah.
1293
01:28:00,191 --> 01:28:01,483
That's what I got.
1294
01:28:02,359 --> 01:28:04,653
I got the blahs.
1295
01:28:04,737 --> 01:28:06,780
It's a perfect day for it.
1296
01:28:07,698 --> 01:28:09,574
If you're an Aquarius,
1297
01:28:10,785 --> 01:28:14,662
"Ideal day to be creative.
Do things."
1298
01:28:15,206 --> 01:28:19,835
America! America!
1299
01:28:19,919 --> 01:28:24,881
God shed His grace on thee
1300
01:28:24,965 --> 01:28:29,928
And crown thy good with brotherhood
1301
01:28:30,012 --> 01:28:34,933
From sea to shining sea
1302
01:28:35,017 --> 01:28:39,980
And crown thy good with brotherhood
1303
01:28:40,064 --> 01:28:45,819
From sea to shining sea
1304
01:29:23,816 --> 01:29:25,942
This is natural
Creole mink.
1305
01:29:26,443 --> 01:29:29,863
It's a rare color,
It's a very new shade, indeed, this year.
1306
01:29:30,614 --> 01:29:33,533
A deep brown and black.
1307
01:29:34,785 --> 01:29:40,039
The lines are worked
horizontally. Worked up and down.
1308
01:29:40,499 --> 01:29:43,126
The skins are from Colorado, by the way.
1309
01:29:45,671 --> 01:29:48,715
This is a gold
chiffon evening dress.
1310
01:29:48,799 --> 01:29:52,051
It comes with a matching floor-length coat...
1311
01:29:56,974 --> 01:29:59,392
My Creole mink, please.
1312
01:30:18,245 --> 01:30:19,913
Thank you for calling.
1313
01:30:27,171 --> 01:30:29,130
What the hell are you?
Crazy?
1314
01:30:29,715 --> 01:30:34,886
$11,421 for clothes.
1315
01:30:34,970 --> 01:30:36,763
In one day?
1316
01:30:40,309 --> 01:30:42,018
Where's the money coming from?
1317
01:30:44,271 --> 01:30:45,688
Well, answer me!
1318
01:30:49,860 --> 01:30:53,488
There'll be no more charging.
No checks. No credit, do you understand?
1319
01:30:53,572 --> 01:30:56,866
Do you understand?
Now, take that off!
1320
01:31:02,623 --> 01:31:04,248
Which of this stuff is yours?
1321
01:31:07,211 --> 01:31:09,128
I said take it off!
1322
01:32:09,106 --> 01:32:10,440
Charlie!
1323
01:32:23,120 --> 01:32:24,620
Again, please.
1324
01:32:40,262 --> 01:32:46,601
What are you doing the rest of your life?
1325
01:32:47,478 --> 01:32:48,728
Out of ten.
1326
01:32:48,812 --> 01:32:54,150
North and south
and east and west of your life?
1327
01:32:56,528 --> 01:33:00,823
I have only one request of your life
1328
01:33:02,701 --> 01:33:07,330
That you spend it all with me
1329
01:33:09,416 --> 01:33:15,505
All the seasons and the times of your days
1330
01:33:17,007 --> 01:33:22,553
All the nickels and the dimes of your days
1331
01:33:24,389 --> 01:33:29,852
Let the reasons and the rhymes of your days
1332
01:33:29,937 --> 01:33:34,857
All begin and end with me
1333
01:33:38,195 --> 01:33:44,408
I want to see your face in every kind of light
1334
01:33:45,410 --> 01:33:51,582
In fields of dawn and forests of the night
1335
01:33:51,667 --> 01:33:57,130
And when you stand before
the candles on a cake
1336
01:33:58,715 --> 01:34:02,218
Oh, let me be the one
1337
01:34:02,302 --> 01:34:06,889
To hear the silent wish you make
1338
01:34:10,519 --> 01:34:13,188
Those tomorrows
1339
01:34:13,272 --> 01:34:19,360
Waiting deep in your eyes
1340
01:34:20,571 --> 01:34:26,242
In the world of love you keep in your eyes
1341
01:34:27,494 --> 01:34:32,790
I'll awaken what's asleep in your eyes
1342
01:34:34,418 --> 01:34:40,464
It may take a kiss or two
1343
01:34:42,384 --> 01:34:46,512
Through all of my life
1344
01:34:46,597 --> 01:34:53,060
Summer, winter, spring and fall of my life
1345
01:34:55,606 --> 01:35:01,027
All I ever will recall of my life
1346
01:35:01,111 --> 01:35:03,279
Hey, Fred,
how've you been? Good to see ya.
1347
01:35:03,363 --> 01:35:05,823
Is all of my life
1348
01:35:08,493 --> 01:35:13,372
With you
1349
01:35:46,573 --> 01:35:48,491
Mrs. Wilson, I want you to walk this line.
1350
01:35:48,575 --> 01:35:52,370
Heel-to-toe, heel-to-toe, heel-to-toe.
1351
01:35:52,454 --> 01:35:55,582
All the way down to the end,
turn around, walk back.
1352
01:35:55,666 --> 01:35:59,001
Come back into the box
and face this black line.
1353
01:36:01,338 --> 01:36:03,631
Ma'am, stand up straight, please.
1354
01:36:08,845 --> 01:36:10,471
Stand up straight.
1355
01:36:13,350 --> 01:36:24,026
Heel-to-toe.
1356
01:36:27,990 --> 01:36:30,574
Turn around and come back, please.
1357
01:36:30,659 --> 01:36:33,995
You're being recorded
and filmed for possible use in court.
1358
01:36:34,705 --> 01:36:38,582
Heel-to-toe.
1359
01:38:23,397 --> 01:38:25,689
I'm forgiven.
My credit card.
1360
01:38:25,774 --> 01:38:27,525
Nice.
1361
01:38:30,112 --> 01:38:32,446
- Where's Sam?
- Gone.
1362
01:38:33,698 --> 01:38:35,324
Kind of sudden, isn't it?
1363
01:38:35,409 --> 01:38:38,744
I never ask why he's going
or where he's been.
1364
01:38:38,829 --> 01:38:40,996
His business comes first, his family second.
1365
01:38:41,081 --> 01:38:42,623
I'm third.
1366
01:38:43,083 --> 01:38:44,584
Never expect to see him holidays,
1367
01:38:44,668 --> 01:38:46,335
that's when he plays Daddy.
1368
01:38:47,045 --> 01:38:50,089
Never call his home, no matter what.
1369
01:38:50,173 --> 01:38:51,757
Never knock his wife.
1370
01:38:52,676 --> 01:38:54,760
Never say "no."
1371
01:38:56,430 --> 01:39:01,434
But when he is with me, it's because he
wants to be and not because he has to.
1372
01:39:02,727 --> 01:39:04,812
What do you do between times?
1373
01:39:04,896 --> 01:39:07,648
I go to school.
Day School. Night School.
1374
01:39:07,732 --> 01:39:09,525
All I do is go to school.
1375
01:39:09,609 --> 01:39:12,027
I can name the 50 States and their capitals.
1376
01:39:12,112 --> 01:39:16,115
Madagascar is an island
off the east coast ofAfrica.
1377
01:39:16,199 --> 01:39:18,534
I'm the best-informed trollop in America.
1378
01:39:20,162 --> 01:39:23,456
Fact, I know exactly where I've been.
1379
01:39:23,540 --> 01:39:28,627
Fact, I'm damned if
I know where I'm at or where I'm going.
1380
01:39:30,380 --> 01:39:33,132
They say you never
know a man till you sleep with him.
1381
01:39:33,967 --> 01:39:35,509
Whoever said that?
1382
01:39:36,386 --> 01:39:38,262
Nobody knows anybody.
1383
01:39:39,431 --> 01:39:41,599
Oh, we can fly to the moon, all right,
1384
01:39:41,683 --> 01:39:43,643
but we don't know
the first thing about marriage
1385
01:39:43,727 --> 01:39:45,853
or even why we fall in love.
1386
01:39:48,106 --> 01:39:50,316
Why do we say, "fall in love"?
1387
01:39:51,109 --> 01:39:54,361
What is it, a fall from grace or something?
1388
01:39:56,239 --> 01:39:57,573
Want to know the truth?
1389
01:39:57,657 --> 01:39:59,992
The truth is,
nobody wants to know the truth.
1390
01:40:03,580 --> 01:40:05,206
But I do.
1391
01:40:13,548 --> 01:40:17,801
Bellaccia. Bellissima.
1392
01:40:17,886 --> 01:40:22,264
Tell me, you are, ah, much married or little?
1393
01:40:31,608 --> 01:40:36,445
Yes, tonight?
Tonight I think I show you where I work.
1394
01:41:24,828 --> 01:41:26,495
We're getting married.
1395
01:41:31,459 --> 01:41:32,668
Oh, Flo!
1396
01:41:38,508 --> 01:41:40,134
I've got to try it.
1397
01:41:40,760 --> 01:41:42,469
Once, anyway.
1398
01:41:44,681 --> 01:41:46,348
Am I crazy?
1399
01:41:47,559 --> 01:41:50,144
People in love are crazy.
1400
01:41:50,228 --> 01:41:52,146
Oh, boy.
1401
01:41:53,189 --> 01:41:54,940
Am I crazy?
1402
01:41:56,026 --> 01:41:57,443
What about her?
Sam's...
1403
01:41:57,527 --> 01:42:00,946
She gets the house,
insurance, cash, alimony,
1404
01:42:01,031 --> 01:42:03,574
even if she marries the man
she's living with.
1405
01:42:08,455 --> 01:42:09,747
Have we really got a chance?
1406
01:42:09,831 --> 01:42:11,624
Oh, a lot of people make it.
1407
01:42:11,708 --> 01:42:12,916
How do I make it last?
1408
01:42:13,001 --> 01:42:14,668
I wish I knew.
1409
01:42:16,504 --> 01:42:18,380
You're a lucky man.
1410
01:42:22,218 --> 01:42:23,927
Thanks for everything.
1411
01:42:25,764 --> 01:42:27,264
Where're you going?
1412
01:42:28,224 --> 01:42:29,433
Home.
1413
01:42:56,836 --> 01:42:59,588
Whatever you did, it did you good.
1414
01:43:01,925 --> 01:43:03,884
Sure you want to go through with this?
1415
01:43:03,968 --> 01:43:05,344
I'm sure.
1416
01:43:05,428 --> 01:43:08,597
Got you two rooms
and a bath. Six-month lease.
1417
01:43:08,682 --> 01:43:10,891
I'll move the rest of your
clothes over tomorrow.
1418
01:43:10,975 --> 01:43:12,893
How did they take it?
1419
01:43:12,977 --> 01:43:14,895
Kind of shook 'em up.
1420
01:43:14,979 --> 01:43:17,147
Marge ain't made a phone call since.
1421
01:43:17,232 --> 01:43:18,524
I'll bet.
1422
01:43:18,608 --> 01:43:21,568
Mr. Wilson comes home early
and mopes around.
1423
01:43:22,195 --> 01:43:23,821
They babysit each other.
1424
01:43:24,698 --> 01:43:26,323
And Mama?
1425
01:43:26,408 --> 01:43:29,785
A tiger.
Waitin' to cross-examine.
1426
01:43:30,537 --> 01:43:33,330
Why?
Give me one good reason why.
1427
01:43:33,415 --> 01:43:34,707
It's better this way.
1428
01:43:34,791 --> 01:43:36,792
Better? Who for?
1429
01:43:36,876 --> 01:43:39,002
To break up a home is better?
1430
01:43:39,087 --> 01:43:40,713
Better than what?
1431
01:43:41,840 --> 01:43:43,257
What's he done?
1432
01:43:44,259 --> 01:43:46,635
Kill somebody?
Rob a bank? What?
1433
01:43:48,471 --> 01:43:50,389
He was a good father.
1434
01:43:50,473 --> 01:43:52,141
A good husband.
He loves you.
1435
01:43:53,518 --> 01:43:55,769
Is that a reason to leave home?
1436
01:43:56,312 --> 01:43:58,063
We're not happy.
1437
01:43:58,773 --> 01:44:00,566
What kind of happy?
1438
01:44:01,901 --> 01:44:03,527
Who's happy all the time?
1439
01:44:04,654 --> 01:44:05,738
You were.
1440
01:44:05,822 --> 01:44:07,114
Who said so?
1441
01:44:07,198 --> 01:44:09,199
You and Papa were perfect together.
1442
01:44:10,785 --> 01:44:13,787
Perfect till the day he died.
1443
01:44:16,541 --> 01:44:18,333
Like a storybook.
1444
01:44:19,210 --> 01:44:21,754
That's where marriage is perfect.
1445
01:44:21,838 --> 01:44:23,505
In a storybook.
1446
01:44:25,508 --> 01:44:27,050
Your father was not perfect!
1447
01:44:28,261 --> 01:44:30,387
And I wasn't half as good.
1448
01:44:31,347 --> 01:44:33,056
I never heard an angry word.
1449
01:44:34,517 --> 01:44:36,435
A game we played
1450
01:44:37,562 --> 01:44:39,146
for your benefit.
1451
01:46:30,592 --> 01:46:31,967
Would you excuse me, please?
1452
01:47:39,452 --> 01:47:41,495
Oh, Mama, Mama.
1453
01:47:44,540 --> 01:47:48,335
I love you.
I love you both.
1454
01:48:34,424 --> 01:48:35,424
Hi.
1455
01:48:40,930 --> 01:48:43,223
Never knew night school
did such big business.
1456
01:48:45,935 --> 01:48:48,562
Mostly women trying to keep
up with their husbands.
1457
01:48:49,439 --> 01:48:52,607
There's a lot you can't learn
in Dr. Spock or a cookbook.
1458
01:48:53,276 --> 01:48:55,277
How's it feel to be one of the working class?
1459
01:48:56,696 --> 01:48:58,864
What do you think I've been for 16 years?
1460
01:48:59,699 --> 01:49:01,950
Most women are satisfied
to be housewives.
1461
01:49:02,827 --> 01:49:04,453
Or pretend to be.
1462
01:49:05,288 --> 01:49:06,914
Don't you get lonely?
1463
01:49:06,998 --> 01:49:08,331
Sometimes.
1464
01:49:08,458 --> 01:49:10,083
Very.
1465
01:49:10,543 --> 01:49:13,837
Almost as lonely as when we were together.
1466
01:49:14,881 --> 01:49:16,382
What happened, anyway?
1467
01:49:16,466 --> 01:49:18,550
We had everything going for us.
1468
01:49:18,634 --> 01:49:23,680
No war to keep us apart. No mother-in-law
problem. No money problem.
1469
01:49:23,765 --> 01:49:25,474
No sex problem.
1470
01:49:32,440 --> 01:49:33,857
So what happened?
1471
01:49:33,941 --> 01:49:35,692
Was it just that we got married?
1472
01:49:37,153 --> 01:49:40,239
It can't be that marriage puts an end to love.
1473
01:49:40,323 --> 01:49:42,657
All our friends are married
and they're happy.
1474
01:49:44,702 --> 01:49:46,203
Or seem to be.
1475
01:49:48,164 --> 01:49:50,123
All right, they put up with it.
1476
01:49:51,084 --> 01:49:54,669
But without marriage,
life would be disorganized, crazy.
1477
01:49:56,422 --> 01:49:59,257
People in love are crazy.
1478
01:49:59,342 --> 01:50:02,761
Yes, but they grow up.
They adjust, settle down.
1479
01:50:04,639 --> 01:50:06,431
Perhaps they just settle.
1480
01:50:07,141 --> 01:50:08,308
Surrender.
1481
01:50:11,354 --> 01:50:13,355
Is that why you ran away?
1482
01:50:13,439 --> 01:50:14,856
For love?
1483
01:50:17,360 --> 01:50:19,027
Is there someone else?
1484
01:50:22,740 --> 01:50:24,574
Do I know him?
1485
01:50:27,620 --> 01:50:30,747
That is the most romantic
thing you've said in years.
1486
01:50:34,752 --> 01:50:36,253
To me, anyway.
1487
01:50:38,589 --> 01:50:40,298
Was that what happened?
1488
01:50:41,884 --> 01:50:44,886
That night at the hospital,
1489
01:50:46,556 --> 01:50:48,306
the sleeping pills,
1490
01:50:49,392 --> 01:50:51,101
when I was in Reno.
1491
01:50:54,564 --> 01:50:56,231
But you never said anything.
1492
01:50:57,608 --> 01:50:58,775
Neither did you.
1493
01:50:59,277 --> 01:51:01,695
But you loved me after that.
1494
01:51:01,779 --> 01:51:03,363
I still do.
1495
01:51:05,032 --> 01:51:07,909
If we both feel the same way,
that's all that matters.
1496
01:51:09,370 --> 01:51:11,413
It matters most, yes.
1497
01:51:12,039 --> 01:51:15,125
But it's not all.
And it's not enough.
1498
01:51:17,795 --> 01:51:21,256
Hey!
1499
01:51:23,426 --> 01:51:26,011
I love you same as ever.
1500
01:51:28,806 --> 01:51:30,515
We're not the same anymore.
1501
01:51:32,351 --> 01:51:33,602
Come home.
1502
01:51:38,774 --> 01:51:40,942
If right now we were not married,
1503
01:51:41,027 --> 01:51:45,280
if you were free, would you marry me again?